Farewell friends, it is time I pass the torch. DM me if you're nerdy enough to take over this account. Sincerely, Me.

I love finals and all, but sending my deepest condolences to those studying on this 85 degree day.

This totally makes up for the 20 million bees flying around Newark. Well done, @BiweeklyShow !!!!!! buzzfeed.com/ariellecalderon…

Well Happy Mother's Day to the construction ppl who made me I guess

Girls should just decorate frat coolers in the library like I know you're putting more effort into them than your school work.

This rain is most likely the Greek gods crying over people's rowdy behavior at mixers.

I been drinkin...........DAY DRINKIN #Paddy #Pigroast #Islander

I have a dream that one day Bleecker will serve alcoholic beverages for day drinks on the patio.

RT if you: are tan, have no liver, did questionable things over break, etc.

High fives all around for this week of midterms, snow, and hopeless spring break diets!!!!

Only other place that throws it down like the club is @UDance. I've taught you how to rage so show #UDance2014 your best dance moves #FTK

Hugh Morris wants to know who did the dirty outside Grottos yesterday

Two great reasons to get weird tonight: It's Pi Day. It's Friday. #cheers

There is a special place in hell for that guy who just stole a girl's comfy chair while she was in the bathroom.

Never have I ever clubbed so hard in one weekend. #HungoverHugh

What if i gave up the dewey decimal system for Lent lol

The library is closed and somewhere on campus an asian is crying.

S/o to one of my good friends, Trabant, for having a rager tomorrow with @KapSlap. Check it out nerds it's #FTK

That time of year when my entire newsfeed awaits the incoming sorority "infants"

Hope Aaron comes to the club and performs his most renown single, 'That's How I Beat Shaq'