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Philly date has been #found its 2 shows January 13th and 14th🚨
get tickets here! 🎟️ philadelphia.heliumcomedy.co…
Michael Longfellow steals auctioned football from Alex Moffat #cancelled
Greenville, South Carolina🚨
Michael Longfellow will be doing 2 shows this Saturday 11/17 at The Comedy Zone❕
Get tickets here🎟️ greenvillecomedyzone.com/eve…
my song was finally next and i said “did you just bump my song AGAIN” and he goes “of course i did”
touchtunes-like-apps are all fun and games until your music keeps getting booted to the bottom of the queue bc the former snl cast member sitting next to you hasn’t run out of 30rock funds yet (he’s very passionate about bones still i guess it wasn’t a phase)
this account is for important updates so i think i have to let yall know that when michael was crowdworking the other night, he asked an audience member what their dogs name was & it was gypsy ray or smthing but he repeated it back as gypsy rose and i almost choked on my cocktail



















