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This happened to me about 4 years ago. We were fucking missionary. Then I told her to turn for doggy; then there was hair! It covered all her asshole. Thick and long hair—I could not even see the asshole at all because the hair was so thick! My big dick went flaccid.
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I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread:
2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You
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I’m a mix of 5 ethnicities 🌎
Can you guess all five? 👀
Drop your guesses below! 👇
love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
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weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede
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A straight white boy joking about having graphic gay sex with you is the ultimate sign of respect in their culture
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We did it ya'll. Thank you to every person that put their heart into this campaign. I'll be going live soon on Instagram and Facebook. Join me to celebrate how far we have come, and get ready, the fight has just begun.



























