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Another £4.3 Billion heist uncovered ⬇️👎🏻
🔴 EXCLUSIVE: After *five-year* legal battle, Democracy for Sale has forced the government to reveal who referred firms to lucrative Covid PPE ‘VIP lane’ for 'politically connected' 30+ senior Tories are named, plus ex Duchess of York, and many more 🧵 democracyforsale.substack.co…
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
“I am today resigning as Donald Trump’s chief election strategy advisor”
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Goodnight
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Elon Musk and Joe Rogan moved to Texas to escape liberal California and inadvertently turned Texas blue for the first time in 30 years 😂
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
I haven’t seen MAGA this quiet since Zelenskyy hit a Russian data center.
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
MAGA is dead. Reform are dying. Restore are irrelevant. Robinson, Tate and Brand are off to jail. This age of the grifter is coming to an end. Civilisation is rebalancing.
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
A reminder that Suella was heavily involved in the £700 million Rwanda plan which resulted in 4 volunteers being deported, backed Liz Truss in the leadership battle and resigned as Home Secretary because of an accidental breach of the ministerial code then sacked during her second go. Oops.
Your daily reminder that the country is run by idiots.
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Wil Wheaton telling Hitler's anal polyp to fuck all the way off back to Adolf's shithole wins the internet for me today
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Another £4.3 Billion heist uncovered ⬇️👎🏻
🔴 EXCLUSIVE: After *five-year* legal battle, Democracy for Sale has forced the government to reveal who referred firms to lucrative Covid PPE ‘VIP lane’ for 'politically connected' 30+ senior Tories are named, plus ex Duchess of York, and many more 🧵 democracyforsale.substack.co…
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Will be worth staying up for 👀👀👀👀 Byelection loss in his backyard last night
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Hi @andreajenkyns, why did you delete the video of yourself with Paolo Zampoli talking about how you had just had lunch together? Is it because you realised the House Judiciary Committee investigation stated he was “an active participant” in Jeffery Epstein's alleged sex trafficking? Or was it that the FBI said he arranged a model’s visa before she was recruited to give a massage at Epstein’s house, where Epstein allegedly raped her? Or is it the civil lawsuit he’s facing over the alleged drugging and raping of Victoria Drake? And you think he’s “amazing”. That’s a lot of promises you’re making there, Mayor.
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Tommy Robinson stands up in the dock to hear he has been found guilty of harassing journalists. You can see the shame written all over his face…(Well the top bit anyway.)
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Lowe is a millionaire, born into a life of immense privilege. Instead of being grateful that he's never had to choose between heating and eating he's furious that the government is helping people who do, by taxing people like him. Incredibly, he also thinks you should vote for him.
Don't give handouts to millions of people. CUT THE SODDING TAX.
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
% of overall donations that came from foreign donors in the last 12 months.... Labour = 0.15% Tories = 3.57% Reform = 80% Source: @indeoendent
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
lol very good. 😂
Four Seasons Total Landscaping is now stocking the new book by Liz Truss. We have copies in both the kindling and mulch sections. Oh, and there's some in the bathroom.
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lol very good. 😂
Four Seasons Total Landscaping is now stocking the new book by Liz Truss. We have copies in both the kindling and mulch sections. Oh, and there's some in the bathroom.
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Clownitics™️ ❤️💙🤡💙❤️ retweeted
Bahahaha 😂
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