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How about buy an island fence it off and put all the people who are cruel to animals on it?
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Thousands of empty seats at the Etihad tonight 😳
Thousands of empty seats at the Etihad tonight
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The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin (20th October 1976). Having faked his own death, Reggie (now in disguise as Martin Wellbourne) attends his memorial service.
Fuckity Bye
Quick message to Premier League fans praying for Manchester City to get relegated.
Don't come begging when the Premier League becomes boring. Don't start asking the league to forgive us when you realise you've spent years watching us play football you can only dream of.
Let us go and make the Championship the most entertaining league in Europe in peace.
And please, don't start watching the Championship because of the good football. Stay in your Premier League and enjoy your football. You wanted us gone, so learn to live without us.
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You can bring as many inflatable bananas as you like to the Etihad, but under no circumstances are you allowed to bring a ‘114’ balloon. 😂
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🚨 Arsène Wenger on the advantages PSG hold over other teams in the Champions League:
🗣️ Arsène Wenger: “There is a structural problem here that people do not want to discuss properly. PSG can postpone Ligue 1 matches when it suits them. They can move a domestic fixture to protect their players for the Champions League, arrive fully fit, fully prepared, and then play a team that has just come through a full Premier League weekend with no such option.
“That is not squad management. That is a competitive advantage the other clubs do not have. In England, in Spain, in Germany, the league schedule is fixed. You play when you are told. You cannot ring the league and ask them to move the game because you have a Champions League match four days later. PSG can. And they use it.
“Add to that the level of the domestic competition. When the gap between first and the rest is so large, you can rest half your team, protect key players from fatigue and injury, and still win the league comfortably. The others cannot do the same. They have to play their best players every week just to stay in the race. Then they meet PSG in Europe and the French side have fresher legs, fewer minutes in their legs, and a better recovery window.
“I managed in the Premier League for many years. I know what it costs to compete on both fronts with no flexibility in the calendar. The physical and mental load is different. When one club can choose when it plays its league games and the others cannot, the Champions League is no longer being contested on equal terms.
“People will say every big club rotates. That is true. But rotation is one thing. The ability to postpone a league match so your entire squad is fresh for Europe is another. That is an advantage the rules of the competition allow, and it is an advantage that makes the path easier for one team than for the others. If we want a fair Champions League, these differences have to be addressed. Otherwise we are simply watching some teams play under different conditions than the rest.”
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I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.
The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.
But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.
That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.
It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Doctor Who: City of Death - Part Two (6th October 1979). "I say, what a wonderful butler, he's so violent."
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Happy 64th birthday to Mötley Crüe’s great and wild drummer, Tommy Lee!
Here’s Tommy doing his iconic performance on the rolling drum kit in 1987.
Remember during Covid when football shut down and Arsenal were letting staff go and players being asked to take pay cuts? Manchester City continued to increase revenue during that period. #cheats
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So let me get this straight, their irrefutable evidence was that the AD Gov paid their sponsors & not them only for it to be completely dismantled by this statement made in 2015 by Etihad THEMSELF ⬇️
“The assertion that the Abu Dhabi Government paid for Etihad’s sponsorship of English Premier League football club Manchester City is equally false”
Speak soon 😂
Using real-life examples, show why state ownership of sporting institutions should be outlawed (5 marks)
Exclusive with @AlexDooler @DNair5
UAE officials have warned the UK government that the severity of Man City’s punishment could undermine their appetite for future grand-scale commitments in Britain, according to people familiar with the matter
They consider the Premier League’s actions to have an influence on the bilateral state relationship, the people said, asking not to be identified discussing undisclosed information
The extraordinary pressure comes after Andy Burnham faced criticism, including from within government, for saying Man City’s Abu Dhabi owners should not be disqualified specifically because of the investment they bring to Britain
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