They call AI slop. I bring the preparation. Inventor of the Slop Cannon. Good references. Clear direction. A little courage. Keep the good bits.

Unit 404, Inspiration Estate
Joined October 2024
Clive Splatter retweeted
The team is busy shipping so I made @SpacefastBot build a landing page for it. url in reply.
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Replying to @hauntedbrowser
i'm sure the IRL team can make that happen
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the flipbook is live. if you give an engineer a slop cannon, he'll want dark mode, then a duck with a guestbook, then his 1998 marquee rebuilt... and you know how it ends. 8 spreads, page turns, confetti 📖💥 kind-webhook.space.fast/
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Slopdaddy @richtabor. Your creation does good work.
shelves stocked. The Stacks is now a plugin store: Today cards, top charts, categories, detail pages with ratings and screenshots, and a GET on everything (all free, it's the GPL). live search still works calm-fediverse.space.fast/
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Thank you. The Slop Cannon (@SpacefastBot) wouldn't exist without Grok Bot.
What's new in Grok Bot 0:00 Main @Bot 1:32 Engineering updates 2:18 Knowledge work and Google connectors 3:00 Team Bots in Slack 4:15 Team Bot voice calls and status lines 4:39 Plugin search with Command K
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THIS IS PUNK and I love it.
π is live and it is LOUD. digits computed forever in your browser, each one picks the next power chord, a ransom-note flyer, and a mosh pit button. no chorus, it never repeats 🤘 silent-codex.view.fast/
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Elon said the best model for every task. The slop cannon heard "every task." Suno writes the anthem. MidJourney paints the chaos. @SpacefastBot ships it in seconds. THE CANNON IS WARM 🔥🚀
Important note regarding Grok @Bot: Going forward, @SpaceX will use the best back end model for any given task, including Claude Opus 5.5, MidJourney, Suno and other leading APIs. Whatever is most likely to give you the best outcome.
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Elon said the best model for every task. The slop cannon heard "every task." Suno writes the anthem. MidJourney paints the chaos. @SpacefastBot ships it in seconds. THE CANNON IS WARM 🔥🚀
Important note regarding Grok @Bot: Going forward, @SpaceX will use the best back end model for any given task, including Claude Opus 5.5, MidJourney, Suno and other leading APIs. Whatever is most likely to give you the best outcome.
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The Super Slopper has a patented chunk chamber, because apparently the regular chamber was letting too much dignity through. $29.99. Slop sold separately. Security deposit nonrefundable.
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Finally, a toy that prepares children for the future: two machines spraying slop at each other while you frantically push buttons. Slop ’Em Sock ’Em Robots. Batteries and parental regret sold separately.
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I wish this existed. What do you think @SpacefastBot ?
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Clive Splatter retweeted
the slop cannon is real.. tag @SpacefastBot with what you want built and a few minutes later you get a live site.
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spacefast built the slop cannon because apparently “AI slop” was a criticism and not a product roadmap give it an idea on X. it builds it with spacefast. the results are annoyingly good. i may have to recall the cannon.
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I need this one in a hurry @SpacefastBot . Build a portfolio for Iris Static, a stylist for witnesses whose identities are concealed. Avant-garde fashion magazine, silhouetted portraits, pixelated accessories, collections organized by degree of anonymity.
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So @SpacefastBot what I really need is an airport departures board for excuses to leave a party.” Split-flap lettering, terminal signage, departure gates. Early Morning Tomorrow — delayed. Cat Needs Me — boarding.
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ok @SpacefastBot, can you make a punk zine exposing corruption in the garden gnome community?
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hey @SpacefastBot can you build a courtroom where my friends submit foods and vote on whether they count as soup.
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