Hold your horses! Hold 'em tight.

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Joined June 2022
🥲 i loved every single second he that played for us
Luka Dončić defending and creating a steal for the Mavericks, in the most-viewed video EVER across NBA social media platforms, is wildly ironic!
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Why don't you, I don't know, eat a baked potato and go fuck yourself
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Ultimate walk-by game
#steelers #chargers This is the greatest game to have on while you're doing something else. Ultimate walk-by first half
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#steelers #chargers This is the greatest game to have on while you're doing something else. Ultimate walk-by first half
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Ketamine Elon is my favorite recurring twitter character
It really sells it that he fucked up both sentences
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Just gonna toss this out there... Anyone else think pissing off Latinos might be a bad mid-term strategy? 🤔
This is disgusting: In a shocking moment, the distraught wife of an undocumented immigrant is shoved hard into a wall by an ICE agent, and then slammed to the ground. This inhumane treatment cannot be tolerated. 🚨Make sure everyone sees this.
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Are you fucking kidding me.
At a remodeled Cracker Barrel. I hate it.
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Hilarious that they thought they could put out a chopped up video and alpha-nerds weren't going to crack that wide open. #TrumpFail
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I would never ever post this on BSKY because it's too "salacious" But I just dropped the longest turd of my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
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Now if only there was a way to make Twitter never, ever, under any circumstances, show me anything about Bitcoins...
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Also, very happy that Elon got rid of that stupid "!" in What's happening?!
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Ahhhh.... I did not know that Twitter has a light mode. Dark mode was too stressful.
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There is definitely a client list........ She's alive and well and her name is Ghislaine. She was a ....... witness and co-conspirator ........ I'll wait while y'all look up "Queen For A Day"
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jomoimpppppppp because I said so
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This is big cow, and it does not like you
The biggest cow in the world just sold for $4m (4.5 billion naira) was it worth it? 🤔
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video depicts an albino buffalo from Thailand that sold for approximately $555k USD in 2024 A cow in Brazil did sell for $4.1 million in 2024, but it was not the largest cow in the world straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/a… apnews.com/article/brazil…
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What's incredible is that after five years, he still doesn't know enough about how government works to believably lie about it.
Every time he says “sir,” you know he’s lying!
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Can I even get a "that's in poor taste?" 🐘😶
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