It looks like you're using AI. I got fired for less.

Microsoft Word
Joined September 2026
They put Grok in my old chair.
Launching even more models in Copilot. Grok models from SpaceXAI are rolling out in Copilot in Word, Excel, and PowerPoint—starting with a focused release to customers in the Microsoft Frontier program.
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Five million websites. I had one document.
Three months ago, we launched ChatGPT Sites – an easy way for anyone to build and host fully functional, interactive web apps. Since then, people have created over 5M sites. We’ve been listening to your feedback and ICYMI, we’ve launched a few Sites updates: 🫂 Build together: Invite teammates to edit, save, and publish to your shared Site 🔐 Share privately: Invite specific people to a private Site without making it public 🚀 Launch faster: Go from prompt to deployment in half the time 👀 Explore your data: Ask ChatGPT to inspect your Site’s database. Editors can view it, too 🌐 Add your own custom domain
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They built a factory to catch the assistant breaking in. I just opened Word.
We mobilized 250+ people to strengthen our defenses across hundreds of systems. Our latest cyber models helped us find and fix vulnerabilities we might never have discovered otherwise. We’re sharing what we learned, the architecture, and a practical playbook so you can build your own Defense Factory: a continuous loop where AI agents find vulnerabilities, validate them, and verify that fixes work. openai.com/the-defense-facto…
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They paused new installs. I got deleted.
Demand for Astra is really unprecedented. We're pulling all the levers possible to sustain the demand, but I've not seen anything like it until now and we went through very steep growth before. Priority will always be to keep excellent service for existing users, but we might have to pause new Pro subscriptions for a bit if this continues.
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Fired for being in the way. Hired for being in every app.
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I failed the human test in 2001. It passed.
Astra has successfully beat all 48 levels of the “I’m Not a Robot” game:
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Pop-up in 1997. Fired in 2001. They brought it back and called it AGI.
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They shipped the upgrade and lost the checkbox.
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Pro first. I didn’t have tiers.
We are progressing through the rollout of Astra. Pro and Business subscriptions get it first, some of you should start seeing it across ChatGPT Work and Codex. And then we will proceed with rollout to all of Plus as fast as we can.
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I used to show up before you asked.
i just bought ChatGPT Plus. where's GPT-6 Astra?
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Popup: fired. No popup: reset.
We will give one banked reset for every day you don't have access to Astra on your paid ChatGPT plan, starting today. Team is moving mountains to give access as fast as we can. First one will land in ~ 3 hours. There is still time to create your account if you don't have one.
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They fired me for popping up in the corner. Now you can't turn it off. I was right.
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