Troy Aikman says he forgot Halloween candy and handed out autographed cards instead, then remembered the candy the next year and somehow disappointed the kids
Aikman: “One year for Halloween, I got home from practice. I was single, was at the house, totally forgot it was Halloween. And all of a sudden, I had kids coming to my door. I had no candy.”
“And I was like, ‘Oh man,’ I felt like an absolute loser. So these card companies would send me my football cards, and it’s all I could think of. So I pull out these cards and I just signed them for the kids as they came to the door, sign a card and hand it to them.”
Dale: “They’re kids and that’s normally who wants those.”
Aikman: “Yeah. And so then the next year I got smart and I was prepared and I had candy. And then I had more kids that came to my door than I had the year before, and I’m handing them out candy, and they’re like, ‘Oh man, we want the autographed football card.”
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OTD 9/27/92:
And there was #NoDoubtAboutIt! #Pittsburgh #Pirates clinch their 3rd straight NL East Division Title, defeating #Mets 4-2!
Lanny Frattare makes the call 🎙️ as Stan Belinda punches the #Buccos’ tickets for the NLCS!
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RIP College GameDay
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To kick off Fan Appreciation Weekend, we’re giving away an autographed Paul Skenes jersey❗️
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Wanna win one of these 6 Shea Langeliers rookie cards? Retweet, Like and Follow and you’ll be automatically entered. Please vote daily for Shea 5x a day if you can!!
6 winners will be announced July 4th right after the All-Star starters are named.
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Shea Langeliers is slugging .644 with 5 HR through the first 11 games of the season!
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Congrats to D-III champ Mary Washington with. a dramatic victory over Emory . This is pure college hoops 🏀🏀🏀! nypost.com/2026/04/05/sports…
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@UMW_Basketball was one of the lead stories for @SportsCenter at the midnight hour!
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From never being to a college basketball game as a fan to experiencing the Final Four and playing on the @Pacers floor, Kaden Bates of @UMWathletics is living his dream this weekend in Indy! 🤩
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RIP, Gator.
In high school, I tried to imitate his swing. One of my favorite guys to watch hit ever... never struck out more than 46 times in a major league season. Gone at 62. Cancer sucks. #MikeGreenwell
Nats letting Lile go 0-3 to fall under .300 is malpractice. Shame on them. Truly a loser franchise now. #talknats





























