times have changed player gets grimmed for 1 big blind posts about it on twitter other guy goes yea my bad let me send it back bb returned. everyone friends again mindblowing back then it was the absolute wild west that shit would have been laughed out of the lobby andrew feldman. british guy. the true godfather of bumhunting the euro sites had these high stakes hu sitngos. 10k. 20k. real money and for some insane reason, if a player disconnected while sitting there waiting, the lobby would show it so you could see a crusher sitting a 20k hu sng disconnected click his table game starts nothing he can do and then just blind him out the special thing about our pal andy was that he would do this repeatedly to the same regs he shared lobbies and tables with every day zero shame "see you tomorrow buddy" and yes, i have my own andy story because of that feature i mostly stayed away from the hu sngs but sometimes a whale had been playing them recently, so you sat. waited. hoped one of those days i sat the tables in the morning and started the wait nothing was happening so naturally i decided to use the downtime for some serious self improvement took a nap on the couch wake up to my phone going fucking nuts buddy from finland calling me over and over dude. youre getting blinded into oblivion by haags fuck my life internet is down i run to the neighbors. get online sure enough theres andy and i kid you not, this son of a bitch is clicking raise on the button at the speed of light trying to finish the job and get the fuck out finally i can defend my bb problem is stacks are something like 1k to 19k by now first hand back we get it in double lets motherfucking go still a long way back somehow the deck cooperates and eventually were basically even again and now you could feel it timings. sizings. everything andy is on life tilt he was so fucking close 20k was almost sitting nicely in his piggybank but not so fast jose last hand i still remember i get A♠J♠ flop J♥6♠5♠. top pair. nut flush draw i bet he rips it in almost immediately beautiful only one thing left to do slowroll this fucker into the earth so i tank timebank tank some more right before i hit call i type gg bro. wanna play again? feeling orgasmic call andy turns over 55 set scoops the 20k and disappears and he didnt even say gg

I'll like to issue a correction and an apology! I thought this was some chad in the slums of India trying to escape poverty the only way he knows how- fire up 5000 AI slop Twitter accounts, monetize a few which take off, and use his grit to overcome the bad hand he was dealt!

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20 years ago i made $1m playing online poker well, technically i'd made a million before. lost it in 3 days. but thats another story this was the first one i actually got to keep and i was determined not to blow it someone close to me tipped me off about a piece of foreign land that was supposedly close to getting zoning approval. once that came through, the value was meant to 4x i knew absolutely nothing about investing. did basically no research so naturally i yolo'd the entire $1m into it fast forward 20 years still no zoning. land worth around $2m on paper meanwhile the s&p roughly 8x'd over the same period lesson in there