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I haven't posted anything here in years, but I should let folks on here know that I have moved over to Bluesky instead. I don't know if I'm deleting my profile here, but I'm just finding Bluesky a LOT better for me personally. Maybe I'll see you there!
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Shitty Store Idea:
This store sells items from the PC's past, such as childhood toys and other things that they couldn't possibly have. #DnD
Here's another #ttrpg Call of Cthulhu oneshot I ran a while back. Like the previous post, feel free to use all materials in the following posts below. No map this time, but there's a pretty good reason for that as you'll soon see. Welcome to the House of Angles.
(8/9)Before dying, Gomez figured out that the beast he was trapped within could be killed, and that its heart was hidden somewhere. He searched for it, finding it in the basement. The party finds his digested corpse next to the heart with a jury-rigged unfinished flamethrower.
#ttrpg DM pranks a party member PC by scamming them into buying shoddy made-for-tv vitamin supplements. Party repackages supplements and sells them as a new product. It sells well, so they make more and start a fake company to sell it in bulk. Starts criminal empire.
Scammed PC:
I know that interdimensional storage such as bags of holding are very convenient in a #ttrpg for both the players and the GM, but isn't it interesting that most players like to put all of their worldly possessions into a single, easy-to-steal bag?
They say that no plan ever survives an encounter with the enemy. If you've ever been a DM in any #ttrpg, you know this horrible fact to be true.
In a deadlands #ttrpg campaign I'm in, a buddy and I decided to play Mulder and Scully secret agents, However, since magic in deadlands is very real and very obvious, my character is so delusional that they have to keep coming up with 'logical explanations' for everything.
If you ever decide to run a #ttrpg in a sci-fi setting, someone is inevitably going to go through the optional races and pick something silly and/or awesome. Examples might include floating psychic brains, assassin stripper robots or a kitten Jedi. Be afraid.
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Shitty Item Idea:
Teddy Bear of Unflinching Resolve: while attuned to this teddy bear, you cannot be frightened or charmed, and additionally the Teddy can transform into a friendly brown bear once per day. (If the bear is killed, it reverts to teddy form). #DnD
Its really satisfying to play a character in a #ttrpg magical world that doesn't believe in magic at all and will come up with ridiculous explanations as to why all of this is a massive hoax.
Those masks that #horror movie killers wear must really screw with their peripheral vision, not to mention be stuffy and uncomfortable. There's barely any ventilation in those things, no wonder they're angry all the time.

