Just got stopped at a roadblock:
Traffic Officer: “please blow”
Me: “Sawubona”
TO: “Sizobingelelana after you blow”
Me: “Uyifundephi leyonto?”
He blows into the breathalyser and says, “see, I am sober. Your turn”.
I then blow.
TO: “oh, awuphuzile. Yikho unje”.
🤣🤣