Departure: T -51 hrs. It is officially time for me to restart playing "Pokemon Go: United States Rollercoaster Edition." 41 US coasters to go, including each of the 2027 announced openings + Cyclone (Lakeside, CO), if it reopens. – at Ross Township, PA

Doing some computer work at home briefly and Grayson jumped into bed and fell asleep on my leg the same way that @flip4liberty and @jake_coasters do... Legs spread eagle, dinker sticking up in the air, and a smile on their face... 🤣 – at Glassport, PA

New 20 bills smell like a pile of sawdust that a few cats leisurely pissed in. Thats all...just wanted to share. – at Fellsburg, PA

PSA: If it's 50 degrees and you answer the door braless as a woman, showing nipples hard enough to scratch diamonds thru your white see-thru tank top... Thank you. You're true patriots. – at Glassport, PA

Fuck this cold weather. Thank God I'm soooo close to remembering... – at Glassport, PA

First time rolling in nearly 2 months...got my ass beat for the entire hour. My coach of 6 years just asked me if I felt old, fat, and slow? I told him yes. He told me, "Well, you are. Stop eating your feelings!" So I got 2 double filet-o-fish to sulk with during football! 😂

We're all in line for our final Phoenix night ride of the evening. Catherine and I just went last row and we're going so fast that we actually got trimmed lol CRAZY! – at Marion Heights, PA

Boyer chocolate factory haul! RCX will be given a test taste tonight @knoebels – at Greenwood, PA

One of the best rides on Black Widow that I've ever had! @_JoeTaco agreed. @RCXcyclopedia is borderline shook. For good reason. I've never been closer to an accidental vertical. Phenomenal ride. – at Braddock, PA

Nice evening out with the extended Fam! – at Braddock, PA

Always fun being back in the Burgh! Especially as I enter day 2 of, "preparing myself to remember..." If y'all thought I vanished without taking that time to plan the most ridiculous book ending of all time, you've obviously never met me. Lol I live for the absurd moments. – at Pitcairn, PA

I go away for 30 days, I take a peek at the community to see how things have been crack-a-lackin'... -I find out X2 is closed. -And then, the news yesterday showed me Goliath getting it's teardrop tattoo... Being self insured, I don't know how Six Flags survives all of this.

Kudos to Robert Ingle who first brought this to my attention, but AF1 has officially been sold. This is confirmed by FunSpot. RMC acted as intermediary to facilitate the sale. – at Glassport, PA

It was blue out 20 minutes ago... The picture doesn't even do these death clouds credit...they appear straight black to the naked eye. – at East McKeesport, PA

Just had 2 gay boys at Dunkin flirt with me and tell me that they'd love to show me the ropes... Or perhaps, show me their ropes...not sure. Didn't ask for clarification. They want to explore the 1st & 4th letters in Ohio... I'd love to know what you twink, I mean...think? – at Municipality of Monroeville, PA

I have 4 more PA wake-ups and at least 8 more days of work to finish before then. Stress will be consuming me for at least the next week or two. Once I'm moved, Graysons surgery is successful, and I get the boys acclimated to an entirely new life, things will improve. Hopefully – at White Oak, PA

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end... Amen. We all "Marveled" at your courage and your resilience. But now it's finally time to rest easy. RIP Colton. – at Lakemore, OH

This is going to be a hard day for all involved. I'm really glad it's 2.5 hrs away, because I'm gonna need this time for personal prayer and reflection. It's just an impossible situation to wrap our heads around. What we're about to do today is incomprehensible. #TeamColton – at Brentwood, PA

This turned out great. Excited to tow with it at some point over the next month or two. This eco hitch is NOT playing around. Excellent construction and design for this vehicle. – at McKeesport, PA