Olympian. Family doctor. Soccer Analyst. Nerd. Mama. West Coast kid. Terrible singer. The worst at Twitter.

British Columbia, Canada
Joined May 2015
Put. The. Flag. Up. When. The. Offside. Is. Clear.
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I could have written this myself.
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I played tennis so hard I ripped the sole off my indoor soccer shoes and still when I ask my coach if I’m too old to play at Wimbledon he laughs nervously and changes the subject.
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Clare Rustad retweeted
We’re back in the @CBCOlympics booth TODAY. Women’s football semis on @cbcgem: Noon ET: USA 🇺🇸 v. GER 🇩🇪 3pm ET: ESP 🇪🇸 v. BRA 🇧🇷
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Let’s go, Mo. Run.
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Why is Rugby 7s only 14 minutes long. It’s fantastic.
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Rugby is wild. They have facial lacerations and smash into each other with no protective gear and I just heard someone say “we need a blood sub” and yet a NZL player just accidentally hit a CAN player in the air and knew it was a foul and actually TRIED TO CATCH HER as she fell.
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Me running back to my hotel for women’s rugby 7s
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Gymnastics is nuts. Someone one day said “tumbling on the floor? Not dangerous enough. Have them do it while balancing on a two by four nowhere near the ground”
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Me after finding out my 7:45 interview was actually 9:45 after telling @amy13walsh she needed to wait for me to record and sitting in front of my computer waiting for a call:
🇨🇦 soccer fans. Clare, Rhian and I just recorded “We’ve Got Zero Points Hallelujah-A very special #BroadsCast episode” (™️@noelcarbs) Look for it dropping everywhere you get your pods-YouTube as well-by lunchtime So effing proud to be 🇨🇦 ♥️ @rhirhi8 @ClareRustad @footy_prime
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The kid has weighed in on the match and he is disappointed that I did not use the term “French Toast” during the broadcast and I am both incredibly proud of him and at the same time aghast that I did not in fact say French Toast
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I almost hurled with relief in the booth.
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Canada-wide reminder
Hello #VoyageursFamily! Here are your confirmed viewing parties for our #CanXNT/#CanWNT's match vs 🇫🇷 in Sunday afternoon! #AllezLesRouges ♥️🇨🇦⚽
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Toronto-based reminder
On July 28, @canwnt take on France in their second Olympic group stage game ⚽️. We’ll be cheering them on at Peaches Sports Bar (1554 Queen St W) and we’d love for you to join! For more info about this watch party, head over to our Instagram (afc.toronto), DM us, or ask below!
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Someone told the organizing committee what happened to some infamous hydrogen filled crafts right?
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Of course the Olympic Cauldron is an unmanned aircraft
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The @CBCOlympics crew desperate to spot Celine Dion is all of us
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Lady Gaga about to sing Shallow as athletes are floating down the Seine…
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Priestman has been sent home. Not at all surprising nor is it unjustified. But there still need to be tangible consequences for the team, as hard as that is to say as a player and to hear as a fan. olympic.ca/press/coc-stateme…
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So this is where we are now. What a damning indictment of a program.
Coaching staff and contractors working with Canada’s men’s and women’s national soccer teams have been engaged for years in efforts to film the closed-door training sessions of their opponents, including during the women’s gold-medal winning Olympic tournament in 2021, two sources told TSN.
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After a first half from France as crisp as Hervé’s white shirt, Colombia is making a game of this. Buckle up.
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