
Actorish, Mum, Pleb. Aspiring playwright #amwriting Powered by tea. π³οΈβπ πππ Proudly bisexual&biromantic. She/Her Work/Creative claresprojects01@gmail.com
Usually Essex, UK.
Joined October 2009
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I'm in Flare Path by Terence Rattigan this October in Chelmsford with @TheatreAtBaddow
The playwright wrote this play whilst on active service in the RAF during WWII.
Come and see?
Watch "Meet the cast, Flare Path. Clare Woodward." on YouTube youtu.be/PHV21BpfuHA
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When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, βIn a pie-eating contest, it doesnβt matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie.β I think about that a lot.
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Thread:
1/. As the death toll rises to 41 today, four women you should know who were deliberately and unlawfully killed in Iran when protesting gender apartheid and the killing of #Masha_Amini:
Hadis Najafi, aged 20, shot six times when security forces opened fire on her.
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My 10yo has been practicing Korean on Duolingo all weekend and I didnβt know why. Today I found out itβs because thereβs a new kid in her class who only speaks Korean and she wants to make him feel at home. π₯Ί
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EXCLUSIVE: JΓΌrgen Klopp threatens to quit as Liverpool boss unless the club changes its official nickname to βThe Kloppheadsβ
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Pete Davidson confirms he is dating Sofia Dolmio
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Much debate around the "safety" of possible junior doctor strikes.
To be crystal clear: the dangers to patients of 12 years of NHS understaffing & despair, disillusionment & burnout are literally lethal.
Juniors, I'm only too happy to provide cover if you strike. Solidarity β
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Replying to @trussliz @MailOnline
Unless you work part time, earn under Β£150k, are LGBT+, are a travelling person, are a migrant, are renting your home, are a woman caught by the rise in pension age eligibity, are working class, live in a non Tory constituency....
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people who suggest that my Β£580k salary makes me a wealthy man simply aren't taking into account the costs associated with sending my four sons to Eton, maintaining a fleet of luxury SUVs and living in a flying castle
If you pray or spend time in thought for people in need, please remember my OH, David who is very unwell in hospital ππ
Twitter is a little light for me rn and there's a lot of good people here. Please spare him (and me and the kids) a little thought of love. Thanks so much
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Suede looking like the science dept in a midlands secondary school
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No, Tory right-wing shillsβ¦
This doesnβt mean we should have been grateful when we had Johnson
β¦this means the Tory party today is a cesspit of incompetence, corruption & immorality.
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Desmond Tutu's daughter Mpho is a vicar. Yesterday the CofE banned her from leading the funeral of her own godfather, because sheβs married to a woman. A spokesperson acknowledged it was a βdifficultβ decision. It wasnβt. It was a bad one driven by a lack of sensitivity & love.
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The word 'Tory' used to describe a member of Conservatives is derived from Irish 'tΓ³raidhe' meaning outlaw or plunderer of stolen cash. Spot on.
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We canβt afford to stop patients dying miserable, avoidable deaths in corridors - but we CAN afford to cut the 45p highest rate of income tax??? This is obscene π β at Wheatley, England
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Mark Owens now looks like Blakey from On The Buses.



















