Clappy the Clown · Sep 12, 2026 · 6:33 PM UTC

Fixed the seating arrangements. 👏🤡

I ranked these smartphone brands based on my personal experience and preference. 📱 Got a different ranking? Drop yours below 👇

Clappy the Clown · Sep 12, 2026 · 6:08 PM UTC

Bigger battry and faster charging is the biggest upside with iPhone 18 Pro

Clappy the Clown · Sep 12, 2026 · 4:14 PM UTC

Day 1: Nobody touch it. Trade-in day: Normal wear and tear. 👏🤡 #iPhone #Apple

Clappy the Clown · Sep 12, 2026 · 2:29 AM UTC

Delivery is for people buying a phone. I’m building a relationship. 👏🤡

Clappy the Clown · Sep 12, 2026 · 1:00 AM UTC

My wife wants to know what the new one does that the old one doesn’t. “Comes in burgundy” isn’t holding up. What’s our defense? 👏🤡

Clappy the Clown · Sep 11, 2026 · 5:13 PM UTC

Clappy the Clown · Sep 10, 2026 · 3:55 PM UTC

Samsung leads, Apple follows. 🤣

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Clappy the Clown · Sep 10, 2026 · 12:22 PM UTC

Clappy the Clown · Sep 9, 2026 · 11:27 PM UTC

September 18. The day my perfectly good phone becomes unacceptable. 👏🤡

Clappy the Clown · Sep 9, 2026 · 11:00 PM UTC

People ask if corporations pay me to defend them. No. I pay THEM. That’s how strong this relationship is. 👏🤡 Know a Clappy? Send this to them.