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Stand-Up Comedian| Actor| Teacher| MC| Rasta

Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined August 2010
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Some ideas just refuse to leave your head until you bring them to life. Bhema Valley is one of those ideas, & I'm excited to finally share it with you! On the 4th of December we are opening large at the 7 Arts. It’s more than comedy it’s entertainment Galore 🙌🏽🔥
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.@CkanyisoDatGuy set at "Killing Boredom" was absolutely epic!
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COMEDY • When Rachel Rashyn spoke to comedian Ckanyiso DatGuy. @CkanyisoDatGuy
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my mum wanted to ride with me this morning, so i told her to go wear her shoes… and i drove off. i did it for all of us 😭
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✨1 million streams on Spotify! ✨ I want to thank Samatenga/God for the gift of life and music. Big love to all my fans for streaming my music. I LOVE YOU 🖤🥹 #HUYA
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smoking weed is better than forcing people to love you.😩🔥
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Then you forget you accidentally smoked.... and roll another one – at Zimbabwe
you ever accidentally smoke a whole joint? 😭
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you ever accidentally smoke a whole joint? 😭
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I was about to insult you but I thought I shld teach you. Let me give an example of Ad supported streaming. In an economy that is stable companies pay $10-60 per 1000 views of a 30 second Ad slot. They compete for that slot. Assuming 1 million concurrent viewership a day at 15 minute interval, that's ~$1B TAM at a bare minimum. Now, how there are 2 major variables here - companies and viewership. How many companies does Zimbabwe have and how many of them have the ability to compete and pay a premium for advertisement? No need to guess, just look at the print media and how it is struggling. Viewership - currently access to fast & reliable internet that supports streaming is very low. Data is expensive in Zim relative to what pple earn. I pay $30 for Unlimited Internet on my phone and $65 for a 1Gbps home internet. For the same specs in Zim you wld have to pay through your testicle. Now, what does opening up the country mean? It means the govt focuses on the backbone infrastructure that drives innovation. In US, Biden invested $45B in high speed internet infrastructure. I wld expect a serious govt to do the same, invest in power generation etc. Simplify legislation around broadcasting & business in general. One of the companies I consult for has 70 TV channels streaming differnt things from food, housing, courts, news, movies, sports, reality TV etc Imagine the pple that are employed here engineers, reporters, sales, marketing, data junkies etc Think about the production houses, suppliers.. I can go on and on but that is how ecosystems are built and how employment is created. The purpose of a government is not to create jobs but to create an environment where entreprenuership thrives - cutting the red tape, good legislation, backbone infrastructure etc That is what ZANU PF is not good at. So, to help you streaming is not about the phone. It is about the infrastructure, the lucrativeness of your market and the size of the market. That is why if you do Facebook Ads , Zimbabwe is like ~60c/CPM , South Africa $2.50, Germany $10 and USA $20. We are not a strong market. We can be a big market and it starts by opening the country up. VOTE FOR ME😊
Is there ANYTHING stopping a Zimbabwean to do what Speed is doing? They have phones… they have cameras… they have Starlink… what should be opened to create a Speed in Zimbabwe?? U don’t have to look for excuses to justify lack of initiative…
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accepting compliments on your AI pics is this generation's strain of schizophrenia.
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Mai Ropa is a real one for this ! I owe her big time 🙏🏽😅
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29 May we are performing at Londoners Pub @docvikela @Tinayechiketa Its the new Comedy Club that we are opening come through i promise we have fresh material #SimukaComedyClub #RastaComedian #ChristianRasta – at Harare, Zimbabwe
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Right team rangu mangoma aya akudonha manje! Teamed up with my brother @ryanmusic12 tikabika ngoma mabviravira rinonzi Zvabuka 🔥 and we are excited to drop it this Friday at 10:00 am please share for awareness! LETS take it far ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #ZIPHENOMENAL
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The Final Show of the #PropergandaTour will be at Celebration Centre, 21 December. Early Bird tickets are $10 General & $20 VIP and they’re available RIGHT NOW at Med Orange pharmacies or online at kingkandorolive.com. Please get your tickets early, so that you avoid disappointment. I’m sure by now makuziva kuti hadzisi marketing. 🤭😅 I can’t wait, see you on the 21st!
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When the Mayor @DavidColtart said he can help Long John i was like we have something in the making here it is 20 Dec we doing it at Cotton Lounge. I miss performing back home so much. I share the stage with @ALJOY_CHIK based in South Africa @Zweee11 based in Bulawayo then me
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Check out the highlights from Shoko 2024 Comedy Night, featuring the hilarious global superstar Learnmore Jonasi! With amazing support from @tinashefortune_ and Tanya Alex, plus a special performance by @probeatznation, it was a night to remember! 🔗youtu.be/U8H5TkryVmQ #Shoko2024 #BothSidesOfSamora
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