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The Batman

@CityDetective

Once again all they fear. Once again I watch over my city, @RCorvus at my side. Rest in peace, Selina Wayne-Kyle.

 Gotham City
Joined October 2010
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//Just to be clear, if your character is acting inappropriate with a character that's a minor, you're unfollowed. If you're harassing other RPers and making them uncomfortable with your perversions, unfollowed. Don't message me trying to argue with me, I have no interest in you.
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Attention, Gotham. This is the Batman. @RCorvus has that milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard. #BatThatAssUp
"Death has near -me- experiences."
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"Attention, Gotham. This is Batman. Some very good people could use your help. I don't and won't do this often, but this one strikes close to home." tinyurl.com/yydvkabr
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Rebooting me again, Hollywood? Seriously?
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"Ahem."
— Hᴇʟᴇɴᴀ Wᴀʏɴᴇ (@BatsAndLegacy) profile picture— Hᴇʟᴇɴᴀ Wᴀʏɴᴇ@BatsAndLegacy27 Jan 2019
She's Batman. It's her job to be boring.
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This is why I don't joke, which is what that was supposed to be. In any case, welcome back. Just keep your nose clean.
Casey Jones (@CaseyJonesAtBat) profile pictureCasey Jones@CaseyJonesAtBat25 Jan 2019
First of all, how dare you.
Anyone who doesn't want to have to repeat the course and do the same things all over again? Just a thought.
Casey Jones (@CaseyJonesAtBat) profile pictureCasey Jones@CaseyJonesAtBat25 Jan 2019
It’s been a while but I’m still here. Working out in front of a mirror. Shirtless. I should probably study but...nah. Who has time to study?
Sure thing, Berniece.
Casey Jones (@CaseyJonesAtBat) profile pictureCasey Jones@CaseyJonesAtBat25 Jan 2019
GOONGALA!
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"Teasing, Clark. It's called teasing. Now there's a switch, me trying to get -you- to relax."
𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝗺𝐚𝐧 (@iTheMan0fSteel) profile picture𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝗺𝐚𝐧@iTheMan0fSteel15 Jan 2019
“How?”
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"Showoff."
𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝗺𝐚𝐧 (@iTheMan0fSteel) profile picture𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝗺𝐚𝐧@iTheMan0fSteel15 Jan 2019
Salutes. “Hope Everyone is having a good day.”
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"How very Hallmark of you." #Batsmirk
𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝗺𝐚𝐧 (@iTheMan0fSteel) profile picture𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝗺𝐚𝐧@iTheMan0fSteel15 Jan 2019
#TrinityTuesday From individual strangers that shares a common goal, to in inseparable friends that work together to keep Peace, Justice and Hope in the world. “You guys are my family.”
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Did you seriously expect I would be?
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Attention, Gotham. This is Batman. Follow @silenceofcain . Batman out.
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Pandora@QIPandora3 Dec 2018
Come on everyone, help QI get to one million followers! When we get to the big mil we'll unlock some super special Alan and Sandi content... #onemillionElves
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@qikipedia3 Dec 2018
Today is a the QI Christmas party and we’ve just passed 999,000 followers. Can we make it to a million before the mince pies are served? All retweets and follows appreciated! #onemillionelves
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Today is a the QI Christmas party and we’ve just passed 999,000 followers. Can we make it to a million before the mince pies are served? All retweets and follows appreciated! #onemillionelves
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"I'm sure the thought never occurred to them, Clark." #YouBigBlueNerd RT @Ideal_Hope: “Are they making fun of how I keep my Secret Identity secret?”
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"Got a problem with capes?" #Batglare RT @SpiderBeat: Leans in. “Pssst. Play along. Don’t want the caped people to start crying. C’mon.” Backs up. “Pants. Nice. Perfect disguise.” xitter.cf/fateshinge/status/1065…
Gwenpool (Whatsername) (@FatesHinge) profile pictureGwenpool (Whatsername)@FatesHinge21 Nov 2018
“...Gwen... One, I’m wearing pants. Two, YOU CANT BE SERIOUS.”
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Twitter's response to users asking for improvements was to make everything round. Apparently Messenger was watching closely and wants Twitter to hold it's beer. #WhyIsItAllRound
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