Contributing Humorist, 3rd Class @POPULARSPEED I'm not laughing at you, but everybody else is.
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I can confirm: when you’re sitting on your front porch and your dog starts barking and you look up and see a black bear in your driveway, that’s a super freaky thing.
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NASCAR‘s ability to remain dumb as f*ck is truly staggering.
NASCAR All-Star format:
-350 laps; 75-75-200
-No "open" race; all cars start
-Invert top-26 after first segment
-Driver's combined finish first two segments sets order for final segment of 26 drivers: 2025-26 race winners, past champs, best combined segment finishers, fan vote
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$10,000 and they still give you a f*ckin hotdog.
Food offerings for the $10,000 "1948" club from NASCAR included duck-fat pretzel bites, wagyu beef hot dog sliders and bourbon-braised short ribs.
➡️ Spirits included Pappy Van Winkle, Grey Goose, Hendrick’s Gin, Casamigos Blanco, Woodford Reserve and Johnnie Walker black label.
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I love disrupters. And NASCAR actually needs a big disruption.
I believe it was “how dare them for trying to come in and change the sport. 23XI hasn’t been around long enough and FRM wasn’t good enough”. Also how about “ I dont know what their problem is, 13 other teams signed it”. Just to name a few examples.
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Start another series or die.
Steve Phelps says that he believes the Next Gen car has been successful for @NASCAR so far because: "The racing is just better, so it has accomplished what I hoped it would accomplish."
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No matter the outcome of the lawsuit NASCAR will still have a boring car and races and a season that are too long. It needs radical change.
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My wife disparaged Planes Trains & Automobiles by comparing it to Christmas Vacation. This is grounds for divorce, right?
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So they granted him a waiver because they suspended him? I like this version of NASCAR, it’s more ridiculous than the Brian France version.
NEWS: NASCAR has granted @_AustinHill a waiver to remain eligible for the 2025 #NASCARPlayoffs.
I was at that Coldplay concert. With my wife. Guess I missed the memo that it was bring your mistress night.
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Had the use of a Cybertruck for a couple days.
It definitely wanted to find the apex of turns, and once got in the oncoming lane even while the right turn signal was on.
0-60 was a blast.
FSD was amazing, but it ain’t perfect yet.