✝️ | he/him | 47 y/o Federal Agent | Father of 4 | Registered Member of the Bull Moose Party | #RingTheBell #FlyEaglesFly

Noatak, Alaska
Joined January 2021
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no limits to the larp
belgen zijn geen ras
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belgen zijn geen ras
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I JUST WANNA PUMP MY GAS BRO
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White people when the youtuber they watched in middle school cheats on his wife
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loving parents
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slut meowt
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those septa signs were big
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i have always said this and i think the same thing about "internal monologues" too
Im 78% convinced that everyone has 1 but some people think they have 5 because they misunderstood how this shit works
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what if it was Jade Remover and she was Chinese. thats not funny. "chinese" punchline jokes havent been funny since 2024. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you.
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they changed the radar speed signs to show a happy pumpkin for Halloween
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i'm having a real life anxiety attack because i never got to experience california in the 50s and 60s as a young man
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minecraft bedrock feels like if you condensed all of the united arab emirates into a single app
so, the main menu of minecraft.. no longer has a minecraft logo on it... but it sure does have a marketplace button! 🤦‍♂️ #minecraft
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The single calendar month in which Gen Z was pro Republican for the only time in their entire lives coinciding with November 2024 had me believing in the existence of the devil with the fervor of an evangelical speaking in tongues
This was the whole of the Chud Cultural Moment, btw
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saying something woke to cull the chud herd
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imagine if michael dukakis asked the kitty question himself just completely unprompted onstage
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FIRST W OF THE SEASON. @Bloom_Energy
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the first five of the season. @ArenaClub
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