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THE DUKE IS ONLY 37?!? #internetinvitational

#internetinvitational, Episode # 5 thoughts: - Whit, what a finish on the playoff/knockout. - The difference pressure makes from a pro athlete, versus not is evident in that hole. - Feel for Jake. He recovered nicely. - It makes sense that the episode is 3 hours shorter than the last one, @PaigeSpiranac was eliminated, unfortunate. #teamcans - The fuckin Duke... 🤦🏼even his handshakes/hand slaps are weird, and awkward. - I love Gaethje. Buckets, and he'll fuck up that dragonfly on 2, and he played well. - When Big John gets excited, I love it. - FP deserved a better cartner than Riggs. Personality based assessment only. - Kisner has been great. - Sick rain pants, Salim. - I expected more carnage on 5, well played by all. - Dave is doing his best passive aggressive ragebait attempt on Whit. - Bubbie had a toughhh day. - "I'm gonna step up and be an athlete, here." (Leaves it 6 feet short) - Salim, while I can't stand him, normally, he played well. Him or FP for MVP. - I thought Green was going to run away with it initially... Welp, it was interesting. - Nelk Boys flatsticks on spotlight. - Micah has gotta learn to control the mental better, it's evident in his play when he's down, it also doesn't help any potential teammates when it's a team situation. - Somebody get Salim a shot.

#Internetinvitational Epi 4 thoughts - Cheddy has to have the worst luck with lies. (Or there's a literal excuse everytime that certainly isn't his ability) - Paige, Cans #teamcans - Claire played great. She's not as insufferable as people make her out to be, I'd take her as my teammate all day. - Riggs, lots of shotguns active today. - Salim played unreal. Not really my guy, mostly because he's a wannabe bro, and wears rain pants. - Whit being pissed about his matchup, lol. - Evan, what a way to finish. He's also been SO good. - Seb, I was unfamiliar with his game, and he's a guy you want in this tourney. Always uplifting. - Mac, appears to (Because of the previous editing, and lack of spotlight) be a sandbagger, but I'm pretty familiar with his game. He's unreal. AND a phenomenal coach as well for Claire. - I genuinely can't believe the Duke is still alive. - Riggs was rent free in Cheddys head about BS. Well played by him. - Cheddy is a moron also, know what ball you're hitting and don't let Riggs make you into a mental midget. - HOW THE FUCK DID THE DUKES BALL GO LEFT OFF THAT ROCK TWICE?!? FUCKIN TWICE?!? - Gaethje, again, NAILS. - Cole is really good at golf. - The big dawgs didn't play their best today, Wes, Ruff, Grant, George, Micah. Ruff and Wes ended on some real nice shots. - Bobby Ray has some game, more than I initially thought, I think he was intimidated, playing with Paige's cans beside him. - That green he drove was a BOMB. - I still think he's a bit of a peen, but he's repaired his image quite a bit. - PFT has the largest bumps below his kneecap I've ever seen. - "BE AN ATHLETE" by Tish to Duke getting over a 4 ft fence was comedy. - Excited to see how the 4 way plays out. Nice curveball by Portnoy, as much of a meddler as he is, this was a good move for the content. TO BE CONTINUED.... MONDAY.

#internetinvitational - White is so hot right now. - Bubbie played today, Marissa is so good. She carried on day 1. - Team Big & Fat is a blast, and has indescribable chemistry. Two of the boys. L - George hasn't gotten the flowers, he's been so good, so has Chaz. - Wes at 144 BPM is crazy, he always seems so cucumber cool, that heart rate monitor is a cool addition. - FP is a sick sick fuck. That chip on 8 was GROSS. - "Ruff there's no way you're playing a Tour Response?" - might have been the funniest golf guy line I've heard in this whole series. 😂 - Wes and Ruff, true captains. Lead their playing partners extremely well. - "Nah, he skulled it when he got shot with a shotgun." - Kisner 😂😂😂

#internetinvitational - Give Joey and Jet their own spinoff, just a Seinfeld version of golf BS. - Still like Claire & Sam, they're also pretty solid and a hard out. - Micah is Whit's horse. What a match those two, I thought Micah and Whit were gonna run with it. - The Cole/Seb & Grant/Gaethje Combo is so good to watch. They're all playing so well. - That green on 9, combined with the wind is diabolical. - Francis's tooth fairy joke was solid, Claire and Whit's reponse was equally as solid. 😂 - Don't know if I've ever seen Chaz miss a fairway - Grant left his nerves on Day 1, officially. - John is a slut. (FPs words, not mine), but also still nails. ...cont'd...

#InternetInvitational - Security Mike - "He wants to get into content." - unelievable line by Dave 😂 - Grant is on fire. - Jake's been quietly playing really well, also. -Great coaching by Gruden to involve Kis. - Pretty sure Riggs is wearing early 00's workout shorts. - I love Wes and Bob's best attempt at the Chubbs/Happy Gilmore mini putt re-creation. - GREAT effort by PFT on the bluff on 8th. Smart fucker. - I'm a big fan of team Big & Fat, still. ...cont'd...

#internetinvitational - The editing team is phenomenal in how they mesh the storylines, and keep the stuff in that is dramatic. - Claire is a slower golfer, but also giving Wes a chance to tee off because team White came to play. - Gaethje, nails, don't give a fuck. - Bob is one of us. - Ruff has it all, good at golf, smart, handsome, what's he not good at? - Can't tell if Duke's shorts are pants or shorts. - WHEN IS SOMEBODY GONNA USE A HUNGOVER KISNER SHOT? Cheddy and Kyle should've used him on 7. - Team Big & Fat win the Kicks game today, sickest golf shoes out there. ...cont'd...

#internetinvitational thoughts, cont'd - Sam & Claire, great combo. - Micah is a DAWG. - I like Sabrina, don't know much about her, but I like her. - Mac is solid. Great representation for Canada in this tourney. - Paige, #teamcans. 😂 - Lantz and Seb are solid. They have been the whole series, this far. - Love the Evan/Tish, Marissa/Bubbie foursome. Should be fun to watch. - Do Barstool employees not have their licenses? How we wrecking the course again? 🙈 Fasoli can be forgotten about now. 😂 - Grant came to play today, shook the nerves out of his hands in that playoff. - Claire rippin Zyns, she notched up on my book. ... Cont'd

I'm 40 mins into the #internetinvitational and: - Bobby Ray came to play, or at least fixed his driver on the range. - Gaethje needs all the TV time. - Fuckin Duke.... - Are Cheddy and Kyle still drunk? - The Chiclets boys, are hockey guys, and the majority can't hang when there's booze flowing. - Kisner is awesome. His assessment of Riggs shot was hilarious. - Gruden is NAILS. - Whit and Micah are a nasty pairing. I want to see more Villain Whit, personally. It's some of my favourite content. ... To be cont'd.

I don't hate all the #NHL #HometownRemix jerseys. The #canucks is ugly, when you have the V, the skate and the millionaires to play off of. The #ducks and the district 5 homage is the best, but I'm not surprised, they always seem to do the special jerseys right. Not much history for the #kraken and #mammoth, but they're simple, classy, nice jerseys. The #vegas jerseys are solid with the roulette table touch, even though they look like a take from the Vancouver #Grizzlies. The #capitals are Peter Bondra & Joe Juneau vibes.