hello I'm chunky

Joined March 2021
The Shrimp Incident: Based on a true story (I really spent six hours on this piece of shit)
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Toilet Tom to Major Poop lol
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my tooth… it gone…
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Man I'm nervous as hell getting this tooth removed. Hoping it doesn't end up fucking my mouth up and it sounds like a horrible process to being with.
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Just gonna leave this here for everyone to see.
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Since when does KFC have beans on the menu?
I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Send him to the beach that makes you corn
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ate like a hog all weekend and am now suffering the consequences award #severediarrhea #almostpoopedthebed
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Damn imagine jacking off while having this
Tattoo of your grandma's hand so she can hold your hand forever ❤️
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jackin off smurfs aint easy
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press F to lynch The Cobb
❗️New Call of Duty game faces backlash for making players LYNCH a person The player character is killed if they refuse to do it
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 does not make the player "lynch" anybody. The player can refuse to hang the defector, which does not fail the mission. Source: youtube.com/watch?v=F7fdm_…
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Lucky, I wish I got free buccal fat removal
Veteran journalist Mujahid Abu Mufleh, before and after his detention in the Israeli Auschwitz camps.
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cool bumpersticker
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I just got a scam call that was basically a soundboard of some guy I never heard of, but somehow they had my name. It wasn’t even AI, creepy.
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woke up from a dream where I ate 9v batteries and got telekinesis powers
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Can you guys send me your $5 so I can get my tooth pulled
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