snap- meganchuba
Joined January 2012
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Megan Chuba retweeted
Normalize telling your friends how much they mean to you. Don’t be doing like German mango all the time. Appreciate them. If you have, send small something. Let them know you don’t take them for granted. Friends deserve to be spoiled too 😌
Megan Chuba retweeted
This was just a few weeks ago. Life is short, tell someone you love them today #RIPMamba
*Talking about how over the top moms are about kids birthday parties now*
@DallasRae21 “yeah when I turned 1 my mom bought me a cake that looked like I just ate a fucking person”
Just had to pick my dads phone up from target security after he got pissed and threw it and left it in a pile of fruit. 🤦🏽♀️
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Some dude just came sprinting into the liquor store then starting yelling “ITS BEEN A ROUGH DAY!!”#friday
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My mom is known to mistakenly buy things without her reading glasses. she gave @matthew_chuba02 vitamins.
We googled the bottle after: “male enhancement for a sexual performance”
😂😂😂 #return
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I want to know what god damn stars align that get me stuck behind the person who actually drives 55 in a 55.
Every. Dang. Time.
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3rd grader: “Ms. Chuba, I have something to tell you. It could possibly get someone expelled”
Me: “Okay, what happened?”
3rd grader: “____ called me a boner, then told me what a boner is! The worst part about this is my mom should have told me that!”
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Told @codywniels since I already put time into getting a boyfriend I can stop shaving my legs.
The reaction made it pretty clear I would be single soon.
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Megan Chuba retweeted
How do girls always have their nails done in their Instagram posts of their engagement ring like at the proposal??? Is it just not even a surprise anymore or am I the only girl who has crusty nails 99% of the time
“Would you rather drink a bottle of hot sauce or eat a whole stick of butter”
3rd grader: “Umm. For sure the hot sauce. Pretty sure my mom told me if you eat a whole stick of butter you will get pregnant”
Me: “really?”
3rd grader: “yeah, like a baby inside you”
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**Me to a student**
“I’m sorry, sometimes that just the way th cookie crumbles”
Student: “Well I don’t like the way the fucking cooking crumbles!!!!”
I work at and elementary school
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