@ChristainTorres

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Joined July 2012
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Tesla
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Real life, baby
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No yall don’t understand, because Tim Tebow and Florida where on there knees CRYING after losing a regular season game. This used to mean something man.
no context college football
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GUCCE
@gucceCUOct 15
Ole Dora the explorer lookin ahh girl was hatin smh
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@defaultclipzOct 14
Best clip of Streamer University 😭
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When the new co worker start telling you how to do shit
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Yaxel was surprised when his coaches told him he had to guard Luka. “I’m on my phone chilling. He walks up to me... ‘Hey, you're guarding Luka tonight.’ I said ‘What the f*ck?’” 😂 (h/t @LukaUpdates )
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Cuckturd@CattardSlim22h
Breaking: Elon's doing it again.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 15
BREAKING: Computer glitch reportedly delays nearly 600,000 voter registrations in Texas, just days before early voting begins for the midterm elections.
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Dallas Cowboys shirt at the team store at The Star
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Republican Congressman Andy Harris gets laughed at after blaming high diesel prices on Democrats.
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Ngl he was still about to run out that perfect ass pocket 😭😭😭
EaglesMuse
@eaglesmuse_Oct 13
Take me back, man 💔
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@ST0L3NBYVAND0Oct 14
podz wanna be steph so bad im crine 😭😭
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Yall was talking about some 2028 lmao
Underdog CFB
@UnderdogCFBOct 12
Drew Mestemaker this season 67.5 CMP% 1,575 yards 13 TD Has thrown for 300+ yards in his last 4 games
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This is why you can't go to Antarctica.
World War 3
@Worldwar_3_Oct 12
🚨 U.S. NAVY: GE F414 JET ENGINE TESTED IN AFTERBURNER ON AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER The powerful GE F414 turbofan engine is used in modern military aircraft, including the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet.
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Woody
@woodyVSworldOct 14
Still paired up at the top
NFL
@NFLOct 13
JSN has had the top spot three times through Week 5 🔥
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It contains zero fish at all”
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 13
JUST IN: 3D-printed salmon is coming to U.S. supermarkets, produced by Israeli food technology company Steakholder Foods.
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Idk it gets to a point…..
Wavy@LaMyaLashaiOct 12
I hosted my first Praise & Pilates. 🙏🏾🤍
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 13
Pope Leo XIV has been diagnosed with lung cancer, the Vatican confirms.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context: The cancer was detected at an early stage and was surgically removed. Doctors anticipate a very good prognosis for Pope Leo XIV’s recovery. cnn.com/2026/10/13/hea…
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🐺@PURELlFEOct 13
HOLY FUCK THIS FATASS IS A FUCKING GOONER WTF
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Micah Parsons calls out Jayden Daniels: “Jayden Daniels probably cost my man Dan Quinn his job. And, I'm a big Jayden Daniels fan. ... Respectfully, we get coached so much on these situations. I'm a defensive player, and this sh*t is programmed to me." (The Edge with Micah Parsons on @BleacherReport)
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Fat fuk Rams kicker couldn't get his leg high enough cause his fupa is in the way
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⃟@aryufrlOct 12
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