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Blind Comedian @Scheme supreme

Miami, FL
Joined March 2017
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Stream FOX News’ Midterm Elections coverage on FOX One. Get expert analysis of every pivotal race from the voices you trust leading up to November 3rd and LIVE on Election Day.

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someone please leave a comment on this saying my new special comes out oct 28th. ty
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Gainesville, St. Augustine, and Orlando this weekend. If you live in Florida and don’t come to one of these I’m gonna be seriously miffed.
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Ft Lauderdale next weekend! Let’s party! Luisofskanks.com
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I was 11 years old interviewing a 39 year old father for a spot in my WoW guild like it was for an executive role at a Fortune 500 company
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Tickets now available for our 5th Annual Thanksgiving Roast Battle! 🦃🔪 shamrockcomedyclub.com
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My special taping is tomorrow and I'd like to sell the last few tickets. If you can come that'd be great. If not a RT might get the last tickets sold. Thank you.
I am SUPER proud to announce I'll be the first ever comedian to self produce a stand-up comedy special and put it on Youtube. Witness the taping of this historic night and buy your tickets now. Thanks.
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Boca is sold out so I’m gonna do a 10pm show here! @SadmanComedy Sadmancomedycafe.com
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THIS IS A MAAAAAAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT… BIGGER THAN BIG!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 NYC 🦂 NEW JERSEY 🦂 PHILLY 🦂 CT and surrounding areas were bringing you the biggest show yet🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 @4thrope has officially partnered up with the worlds largest Thrill park @sfgradventure to bring you HEELS HAVE EYES 9 OCT 30TH “DEVILS NIGHT” I TOLD YALL 4THROPE will push boundaries and CULTURE like NEVER BEFORE and continue to be the HOTTEST promotion in the GAME and MAKE HISTORY 🦂 COME ENJOY A FULL DAY OF FUN, FRIGHT NIGHT and SOME OF THE BEST PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING IN THE 🌎 AND MUSICAL PERFORMANCES FROM SOME OF YOUR FAVORITES FOR LESS THAN $100 🤯🤯🤯 YES TICKETS INLC. The RIDES AND SHOW STARTING under $100 🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽 IDC IF YOUR 70yrs old TODAY YOULL BE A KID AGAIN.. LETS ALL COME TOGETHER AS FAMILY AND HAVE FUN!!! It’s an ALLDAY event TICKETS GO ON SALE TOP OF THE WEEK 🦂 #4THROPE #ART #CULTURE #WRESTLING #HISTORY #LEGENDARY #SIXFLAGS #HEELSHAVEEYES
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It’s about to be the number one side chick app
Spotify is introducing DMs. Later this week, users 16 and older will be able to message one-on-one on the app.
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thank god for denzel curry
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Faces is the greatest mixtape of all time
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An entire community never agrees on anything... But literally everyone in the Hearthstone Community is saying #BringBackHat
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Tonight!!! My new special premieres on YouTube at 8:30pm eastern. I’m very excited about this one. It’s my 4th in 6 years. And I think it’s damn good. Please watch and tell some friends. I’ll be hanging in the chat. Make a night of it. Thanks! youtu.be/WXAEFZ-z_ns?si=5tZw…
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“you’re soooo funnyyy” thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway
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RFK Jr. “These kids [with autism] will never play baseball.” *My boy in the batter’s box hitting .372 stimming like an absolute demon*
RFK JR: And these are kids who will never pay taxes, they'll never hold a job, they'll never play baseball, they'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted
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Instead of Turkish delight she gives Edmund ketamine
Charli XCX is being eyed to play the White Witch in Greta Gerwig’s Narnia movie on Netflix, DEADLINE reports.
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women will never understand the satisfaction a man feels when he’s grinding in an MMO with a good podcast on the second monitor.
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