Half-witch burned at the stake for telling truths - got better, tho. Tickless composer of invisible posts and #fantasybook #author Born-again crispy'un.

The Hard Rock Cave, Westmines
Joined March 2023
Fuck, I thought this guy was talking about real football. Who gives a fuck about that shite.
The worst cup draw possible. Fuck off.
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#MCIPSG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The cheats humiliated on their own rec. #115
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Brother Enoch's Diaries retweeted
#MCIPSG "Ooh, @Ally_McCoist9 you're such a tough taskmaster." The wanker played in a pathetic, inferior league his entire 'career'. Stfu.
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Brother Enoch's Diaries retweeted
#MCIPSG Are you starting to get it, cheats? We left this team and took them to penalties in the final. Know your place. #115
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#MCIPSG "Ooh, @Ally_McCoist9 you're such a tough taskmaster." The wanker played in a pathetic, inferior league his entire 'career'. Stfu.
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#MCIPSG Are you starting to get it, cheats? We left this team and took them to penalties in the final. Know your place. #115
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Not a bad outlook on a Sunday morning. The church organ bellowing out the hymns as we walked past.
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The travelling village fair packing up for another year.
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Quick walk to the village butcher past my favourite little church. Yes, there is one in there somewhere - a beautiful example of what Britain is all about.
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Okay, so being a huge Pratchett fan, I've finally taken the plunge and bought this on DVD (wasn't paying per-episode on cable) and... erm... just looking at the cast, I think I'm too scared to actually play it.
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Oh, we're starting to get it now, are we? @RestoreBritain and @reformparty_uk we simply must unite if we want to save our country. End of
If Pakistan still refuses to take back Shabir Ahmed, I will not hesitate to impose flight bans, visa bans and even freeze their nationals' assets. If they want a fight, I’ll give them one.
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Got a job as Santa at a major toystore. "Ho, ho, ho. And what would you like for Christmas, sonny?" "A PS5, a smartwatch, and an electric mountain bike." "Yeah? Here's a walnut - fuck off!"
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The PL are still tip-toeing around. City will drag out appeals forever - even though the whole world knows they are guilty. The only answer is for every club to refuse playing them. #115 @premierleague
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I'm quite a fan of Amazon's new groundwood page options for paperbacks. It's cheaper and supposedly more environment friendly. It makes the book a lot softer and more pliable though.
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Man City need to change their badge to a submarine. #115 Yeet the cheat!
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City are reportedly set to escape any major sporting punishment following the 115-charge saga. Sources claim there will be NO points deduction, NO relegation, NO expulsion and NO transfer ban for Manchester City, with the club expected to continue in the Premier League as normal. A major twist could be coming…
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Brother Enoch's Diaries retweeted
Let me tell you a story… 👇🏿 #readingrecs
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Rings of Power has been universally slated for many, obvious reasons, but the introduction of Gandalf is another story The films don't really address it, whereas the ROP series does. Is this right or wrong #LOTR fans? Gandalf's family tree is most interesting
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Some utter tosser withdrew their rating from my book again. Getting boring now, but I'm glad you're having fun. @amazon
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Me first humorous fantasy tale in the style of a small package made with paper and card...
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