
Half-witch burned at the stake for telling truths - got better, tho. Tickless composer of invisible posts and #fantasybook #author Born-again crispy'un.
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The first THREE tales in my humorous fantasy series for the paltry sum of five magic beans and and a packet of sunflower seeds. Can't say fairer'n that, Guv.
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The cheats humiliated on their own rec.
#115
Brother Enoch's Diaries retweeted
#MCIPSG
"Ooh, @Ally_McCoist9 you're such a tough taskmaster."
The wanker played in a pathetic, inferior league his entire 'career'.
Stfu.
Brother Enoch's Diaries retweeted
#MCIPSG
Are you starting to get it, cheats? We left this team and took them to penalties in the final.
Know your place.
#115
#MCIPSG
"Ooh, @Ally_McCoist9 you're such a tough taskmaster."
The wanker played in a pathetic, inferior league his entire 'career'.
Stfu.
#MCIPSG
Are you starting to get it, cheats? We left this team and took them to penalties in the final.
Know your place.
#115
Okay, so being a huge Pratchett fan, I've finally taken the plunge and bought this on DVD (wasn't paying per-episode on cable) and... erm... just looking at the cast, I think I'm too scared to actually play it.
Oh, we're starting to get it now, are we?
@RestoreBritain and @reformparty_uk we simply must unite if we want to save our country. End of
Got a job as Santa at a major toystore.
"Ho, ho, ho. And what would you like for Christmas, sonny?"
"A PS5, a smartwatch, and an electric mountain bike."
"Yeah? Here's a walnut - fuck off!"
The PL are still tip-toeing around.
City will drag out appeals forever - even though the whole world knows they are guilty.
The only answer is for every club to refuse playing them.
#115 @premierleague
I'm quite a fan of Amazon's new groundwood page options for paperbacks. It's cheaper and supposedly more environment friendly.
It makes the book a lot softer and more pliable though.
Man City need to change their badge to a submarine.
#115
Yeet the cheat!
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City are reportedly set to escape any major sporting punishment following the 115-charge saga.
Sources claim there will be NO points deduction, NO relegation, NO expulsion and NO transfer ban for Manchester City, with the club expected to continue in the Premier League as normal.
A major twist could be coming…
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Let me tell you a story… 👇🏿 #readingrecs
Rings of Power has been universally slated for many, obvious reasons, but the introduction of Gandalf is another story
The films don't really address it, whereas the ROP series does. Is this right or wrong #LOTR fans?
Gandalf's family tree is most interesting
Some utter tosser withdrew their rating from my book again. Getting boring now, but I'm glad you're having fun.
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