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Chris Trani

@ChrisTrani

Extremely famous comedian. Producer of Tight Ship & Chicago Comedy Club. Evertonian

Joined February 2009
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Well done, Chicago! #FamiliesBelongTogetherMarch #FBTChi ##CHICAGO
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Remember all those people who said they were doing their 'own research' around COVID. Are they done yet?
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Everton have 0 shots on goal, 35% possession… WE ARE SO BACK! #Everton #LEEEVE
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My friend was a lawyer for five years before becoming a comedian. How cool is that?! Having parents be proud of you for five years
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Soccer Comic Rant #555 Angie, Tottenham And 46 Goals. Where is Spurs' defense? youtu.be/giQHWZQQq6A?si=73RR… W/ @leehudsoncomedy @ChrisTrani And @martinharriss
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“I want to come to one of your shows.” -someone who never comes to one of my shows
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My tweets are my own, except for when my hacker gets on here. Dude's not that funny
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“I won’t like the same post on multiple platforms.” -guy who cares way too much
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I have agreed to fight Tony Shaloub on pay per view on October 27th.
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You ever think of a funny tweet but by the time you’re done typing it it’s no lon-
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Does he also sue for mesothelioma?
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You spend a third of your life scrolling
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Imagine being so bad at your job everyone at your work has to come talk to you:
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He truly is The Comeback Kid.
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@people13 May 2021
John Mulaney and Olivia Munn Are Dating: Source​ people.com/tv/john-mulaney-o…
John Mulaney and Olivia Munn Are Dating: Source

John Mulaney and Olivia Munn Are Dating: Source

John Mulaney, who completed a 60-day rehab stay in February, is dating Olivia Munn, a source tells PEOPLE

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He let the free market decide. It went with processed foods.
Melissa Blasius (@MelissaBlasius) profile pictureMelissa Blasius@MelissaBlasius11 Jan 2021
Jacob Chansley, AKA Jake Angeli, Arizona man makes first court appearance in for charges related to storming the U.S. Capitol. His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food. @abc15
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Just a few more hours and we’re done with COVID
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This election is like LaLa Land thinking they won best picture only they don’t wanna give up the Oscar
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@VanityFair6 Nov 2020
Trump has signaled to allies that the Secret Service will have to drag him from the White House kicking and screaming vntyfr.com/DEH8ALx
It Sure Sounds Like Trump May Barricade Himself in the Oval Office and Refuse to Come Out If Biden...

It Sure Sounds Like Trump May Barricade Himself in the Oval Office and Refuse to Come Out If Biden...

The president has reportedly told allies he’ll never concede.

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Well, we did it, guys. We elected @JoeBiden. I just want to thank my home state of Missouri for... goddammit
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So we can open up the bars now, right?
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We lost my 8-yr old nephew to COVID in April. He didn't have it, I was just reading about it on my phone and lost track of him at the grocery store. Wonder what he's doing now...
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The theme song to 2020 should just be a siren
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