Christopher Slagel retweeted
This is wild 🫨 Here is how the @TexasFootball TD looked watching from @CosmDallas!
Dear @Uber_Support & @Uber, in no logical world is a TESLA a black car. Stop kidding yourselves.
Sent a package from LA to NY. It is now in Guam. Way to go, @USPS #usps #USPSdelays @USPSHelp #fail – at Los Angeles, CA
Hey @Disney and @Lucasfilm_Ltd. Give @jonfavs and @dave_filoni complete control of the Star Wars universe already.
#StarWars #TheMandalorian – at Los Angeles, CA
What creative agency was behind this? @bts_bighit? Ok, I’m sold 🤷🏻♂️ – at Wichita, KS
#SayYesToGalaxyBuds and unwrap the magic of quality sound this holiday season
Yes, @flyLAXairport, please make using you an even worse experience, as if it wasn’t bad enough already... 🙄 #LAX #Airport #idiots #travel #uber #lyft ktla.com/2019/10/03/lax-to-e… – at Los Angeles, CA
How to properly setup for online sneaker launches... #adidas #yeezy #YEEZYBOOST350V2 #sneakers #Yeezyblack @adidas
So @DetPikachuMovie was so ridiculously under-marketed for how amazing of a film it is. Everyone go see it! #PikachuAwareness #Pokemon @VancityReynolds #Pikachu #detectivepickachu – at Los Angeles, CA
A warning to friends: if you post a picture of your flight confirmation numbers, I WILL move you to the center seat of the back row on the plane. Life lessons are hard, but I am here for you.
Xoxo Chris
Christopher Slagel retweeted
SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”
SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”
Hoping @Naomi_Osaka_ can pull off a win that she can actually enjoy this time around (looking at you @serenawilliams... #NoClass #SoreLoser) #AusOpen – at Culver City, CA
Dear @Postmates: I don’t want credit for my food that magically vanished after an hour of waiting last night, I want JUSTICE! #Hangry – at Culver City, CA
Today is my 10 year LA anniversary! #LetsParty – at Culver City, CA
The iPhone XS has absolutely NO notable differences from the X. Maybe now is the time to finally jump ship to Samsung/Android...? We’ll see what the S10 holds... #AppleSpecialEvent #yawn #tech – at Culver City, CA









