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Chris Saltzman

@ChrisSaltzman

Editorial art director out for the count. Can I get another drink please?

 Los Angeles
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Joined August 2010
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Nothing upsets me more than a beautiful person dating an ugly person. Oil and Water DO NOT MIX.
7 months deep into an NY Lifestyle, and ready to resume tweeting!
Need an ice cream truck...
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Loving this energy!
Loving NY.
At dinner with @laurenfonda at scarpetta and it's unbelievable! Company and food both wow
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this is the the rhythm of my life -- oh yeah! lalalalala
what is up with this weather people?! where is the sun?
love this! http://vimeo.com/14190306
MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON

Directed by Dean Fleischer-Camp Marcel is voiced (untreated & unenhanced) by a genius named Jenny Slate Written by Jenny Slate + Dean Fleischer-Camp www.deanfleischercamp.com

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mmmmkay.
Mission New Life extremely underway! New car, new duvet cover, new glasses, I mean, what else?!?!
$25 for floor seats to see Prince -- yes, please!
Everybody's workin for the weeekendddd na na na na na na naaaahh
When does the new wave of gorgeous and available men arrive in LA? Fml with this town!
Earl grey macaroon and latte mid day. Thanks Bottega.
Loft shopping downtown! Interesting sights.....
new glasses. watch out world.
Currently operating at an expanded level. Good morning Thursday.
Yelle, too.
and that we'll hit it off.
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