Chris Robson

Lol sorry kid

Beachin'! With coordinated outfits.

Belting out Broadway hits at red lights makes me 😄

That moment when you try to open Amazon from Amazon #StonerProblems

My 7 yr old: Can I text grandma? Me: Grandma doesn't text. 7 y.o: How can anyone talk to her then? 😑 lol

The Color Of Barney #BabyBroadway @midnight

Green Eggs and Hamilton #BabyBroadway @midnight

Sorry for the political tweets but the way he is manipulating #Orlando for his own benefit is so disgusting. Move to Canada friends! ❤️🌈🇨🇦

The next terror attack will be lead by Trump and labeled a cleansing of the nation. Sound familiar?

Religion does not breed hate. Radical thinkers breed radical actors. Trump is a radical THINKER. His actors will follow suit with no remorse

😑 People this is a GUN issue not a RELIGION issue! If it had been Westboro he'd be defending free speech and beliefs xitter.cf/realdonaldtrump/status…

Stood up by the same guy for the second time. Why do I do this to myself?

Styling my hair is my least favorite activity. Lol

One day you'll get to tell your kids about a world where Matthew Perry was attractive #dystopia #ThoughtsIHaveWatchingTheOddCouple

Every day my DVR shows a recording for the anticipated new series Roots. Every day it is a 5 minute behind the scenes clip. #HangThySelf

Waiting for him to text back like

Root beer cream pie, #PinterestDad win!

I'm not gonna say I'm enjoying The Bachelorette but I may or may not be. 🙃

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I love that this exists. For the organized crazy cat man like myself.

I've reached a point in my life where I am turning on the closed captioning subtitles more often than not. 👴🏻