Can someone plz teach me how to flirt 😭

Accidentally took 2 PrEP and I’m now immortal

A lot of people had better haircuts in their Covid era pictures and I’m not afraid to say it

I’m sorry but rollerblading is so performative

Ready for the start of beach volleyball season

This is about me

Gays will get a lobotomy over going to therapy

Love sending the daily max likes on Hinge….like okay did everything I can to find my soul mate

The editors showing Meredith talking to Heather for almost 2 minutes and only showing us Heather saying 7 words is soooooo funny

Better believe I look at who has seen my Instagram stories but didn’t ❤️ it. If they’re not with you they’re against you.

Restaurant I’ve been planning/thinking/craving all day for dinner is closed today

Saying “oh yeah?” while sexting is very starfish behavior

My mom admitted that she googled “where to buy clothes for gay men” when shopping for me

Browsing the timeline today

Yes I play the Succession theme song between sets as my timer for resting

I’m also there — same handle.

Jeff: Announces someone will be losing their vote Me to watch party: Oooooo Survivor Twitter is going to be pisssssssssed

When you're in the mirror do you like what you see?

CNN is kind of wildin’ with their projection choices. Almost feels like they’re trying to make it seem like a dramatic difference than it actually is. No IL call but called TX? Bffr

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“Yeah I’m anxious about the election too….anyways you looking?”