I dont understand why no one is talking about @PoseOnFX or am I missing something?! Incredible is an understatement

She's slipping again

My body has the potential to have an itty bitty waist, but is able to process 500g of sugar a day. So, yeah.

If you type 'google' into a new tab on Chrome, then you have problems bigger than your hair.

This is giving me so much fucking life rn 🌸 xitter.cf/mkik808/status/9762716…

There’s nothing like your life imploding before your eyes, that proves that food is the only constant.

New gay club opening this weekend in neighbourhood, decides to find said club on Facebook to congratulate and to enquire about oddly, opening named party. Turns out, full on leather bar *towel optional*

Everyone: “Since when are you into Britney Spears?” Me:

WANTED: Antisocial new friend. You are sarcastic, witty and charming. Leave a message, but also dont speak to me.

Signed up for crossfit this morning and my cart is already filled with ironic t-shirts

The only thing I dont mind about being an adult is being able to go buy toys for myself, whenever I want.

Bf: "It's really not that big of a deal, we just had a little disagreement." Me:

This woman is gold and everything I want to be when I grow up @rachelparris <3 xitter.cf/rachelparris/status/95…

Aaaah debit orders. Instantly takes you from Yeezy to ‘please sir, can I have some more?’

BRILLIANT!!! xitter.cf/CastleLagerSA/status/9…

Dodging RPDR All Stars 3 spoilers like...