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my spoon is too big

Tigard, OR
Joined May 2008
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Replying to @NormOrnstein
Was the impeachment of Paxton a farce from the beginning.m? Make it look serious, then acquit him. Now they can say, in response to further questions, that all that has been adjudicated and we should now move on.
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If you think Hunter Biden got a "sweetheart" deal, take it up with the TRUMP APPOINTED US ATTORNEY THAT JOE BIDEN DIDN'T FIRE WHO INVESTIGATED HUNTER FOR OVER FOR YEARS. If your dumb-ass right wing prosecutors can't secure the charges you were hoping for, cry elsewhere.
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Chris Andersen 🌻 retweeted
Replying to @wondermann5
I lose respect for anyone who tries to seriously argue that CNN platforming Trump was a good thing.
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Another mass shooting. The most damning, heartbreaking quote, from a shopper who ran to the back of a store to hide from the gunman: "As Americans, we’re used to this, because everyone knew exactly what to do.” nytimes.com/2023/05/06/us/al…
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Can’t blame her, really. If there’s one thing Jesus knew, it was how to handle nails. I’ll show myself out 😏
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Replying to @OgLakyn
I have never understood the appeal of pure-stressed anything. I guess I’m not rich enough.
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How long before Elon bans ad blocking for non blue checks?
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Trump is very good at delay. He knows how to throw up roadblocks to investigation. They may eventually be cleared, but it can take years. It’s about the only thing he is good at.
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Some kids are dicks. That’s all there is to it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Chris Andersen 🌻 retweeted
Republicans have been looking for a catchy slogan, and Rep. Tim Burchett (R - TN) has given them one: “We’re not gonna fix it.”
Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) on school shootings: "We're not gonna fix it."
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Chris Andersen 🌻 retweeted
Replying to @cmclymer
And all 1,465 had 1 single thing in common…easy access to GUNS! Gun control is for all, not by gender, race, or political affiliation.
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Chris Andersen 🌻 retweeted
If you're wondering how anyone took Jordan Peterson seriously in the first place, it's because he started with lying about trans people, and too few people see transphobia as the red flag it should be, he was always like this, but nobody cared when he was bullshitting about us.
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Chris Andersen 🌻 retweeted
Here’s Adolf Hitler with the dogs he loved. How could anyone who loves dogs be a monster?
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John Wayne Gacy was a gentle, fun-loving children's entertainer, who spread joy and laughter wherever he went. How would anyone see this photograph and feel differently?
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Chris Andersen 🌻 retweeted
Replying to @IndiaWilloughby
If God is gendered male, but as a divine, presumably inorganic and immortal entity, He would have no penis (as He wouldn't produce liquid waste or sexually reproduce) then that means the implicit Biblical implication is that GENDER IS INDEPENDENT OF SEXUAL BIOLOGY.
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history repeating itself:
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Replying to @RadioFreeTom
Yeah, but what if they really are Nazis?
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Replying to @NikkiHaley
ALL American citizens should be allowed to vote.
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Don't blame atheists for demise of religion in America. Blame white Evangelicals.
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Chris Andersen 🌻 retweeted
Seeing people come to buy fish and handing the owner, money, this cat went out and got a leaf to pay for her fish. On the first day, the owner of the shop thought this was very cute, so he gave her a small fish. Now everyday this cat comes in to buy a fish with a leaf.
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