Principal Estimator - Civils @TheMGLGroup Ltd. Double Ostomy. All opinions are my own
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Chris retweeted
I wonder why @talkSPORT have deleted this? Have they been told by @prorefofficial to take it down? 🤔
We all saw what a joke the decision was. VAR will be ‘Light touch’ according to Webb!
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🚨📊 𝗨𝗡𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗘: Argentina’s World Cup disciplinary record so far:
• Fouls committed: 87 (most)
• Yellow cards received: 6 (least)
• Opponents booked: 14 (most)
• Red cards received: 0
• Opponents sent off: 1
• Opponents’ goals disallowed: 3 (most)
• Controversial VAR incidents avoided: 10 times (most)
Coincidence or something more? 🤔🇦🇷
Chris retweeted
Simeone has committed FIVE fouls in the opening 40 minutes of the game and hasn't been carded. Elliot Anderson committed 1 foul and got carded..
Make it make sense 🤦🏼♂️
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Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "Where did they get it?"
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."
Activist: "From... eating?"
Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."
Activist: "The soil?"
Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."
Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."
Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."
Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."
Activist: "It's not that simple."
Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."
Chris retweeted
If HMRC don’t fine Angela Rayner for not paying £40k in tax
Then they should refund the ££££ in fines they have given to self employed people in this country on modest incomes who don’t have the advice that a deputy PM would have
It is insanely unfair.
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Oh it’s brilliant. This is Starmer in 2020
I suggest he watches this on loop
“When you lose an election in a democracy, you deserve to… You don’t look at the electorate and ask them ‘what were you thinking?’ You look at yourself and ask ‘what were we doing?’”
GLORIOUS 🔥
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📹 THAT goal.
The one that did it, the one that made all our dreams come true.
#YCFC 🔴🔵
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🚨 Rochdale and York City have released the following joint statement:
“This Saturday’s game brings an end to one of the most thrilling, exciting and unpredictable title races in football history. Both ourselves and Rochdale have the chance to write our names in National League history.
The National League is no longer a non-league competition. It is effectively a League 3, with fully professional clubs operating at a level equal to or higher than many of those in League 2.
We both understand how important this game is to both clubs and supporters. We both pledge now that whatever happens tomorrow, we will both continue to fight for 3UP.
Both clubs sit on over 100 points. One of us will have to fight once more in the National League Play-Offs. However, we both strongly believe that this shouldn’t have to be the case.
We call on the National League, Football Regulator, EFL and Premier League to come together immediately and resolve this issue, so that we do not have to highlight this injustice year after year.
For both sets of supporters attending the Crown Oil Arena this weekend, we say thank you for being with us all season. The passion you’ve shown for both clubs has been felt across the world. This game will be seen far and wide. We want to showcase this league for all its potential. Keep your support in the stands, not on the pitch, and let’s all protect the game we love.
Thank you!
Rochdale AFC & York City FC”
Chris retweeted
This Saturday’s game brings an end to one of the most thrilling, exciting and unpredictable title races in football history. Both ourselves and Rochdale have the chance to write our names in National League history.
The National League is no longer a non-league competition. It is effectively a League 3, with fully professional clubs operating at a level equal to or higher than many of those in League 2.
We both understand how important this game is to both clubs and supporters. We both pledge now that whatever happens tomorrow, we will both continue to fight for 3UP.
Both clubs sit on over 100 points. One of us will have to fight once more in the National League Play-Offs. However, we both strongly believe that this shouldn’t have to be the case.
We call on the National League, Football Regulator, EFL and Premier League to come together immediately and resolve this issue, so that we do not have to highlight this injustice year after year.
For both sets of supporters attending the Crown Oil Arena this weekend, we say thank you for being with us all season. The passion you’ve shown for both clubs has been felt across the world. This game will be seen far and wide. We want to showcase this league for all its potential. Keep your support in the stands, not on the pitch, and let’s all protect the game we love.
Thank you!
Rochdale AFC & York City FC
#YCFC🔴🔵
Chris retweeted
Journalist: "Can you guarantee that you'll still be at Benfica next season?"
José Mourinho: "I can't guarantee. Can you guarantee that you'll still be working for your TV channel next year?"
Journalist: "I can, because no one else wants me."
Brilliant😂
Chris retweeted
Rory McIlroy:
1 x Career Grand Slam
2 x Masters
2 x PGA Championships
1 x US Open
1 x The Open
3 x FedEx Cups
7 x Race to Dubai
2 x Players Championships
6 x Ryder Cup wins
3 x PGA Tour Player of the Year
4 x European Tour Player of the Year
Is that any good?
Chris retweeted
Promised myself I'd keep my head down, but I can't.
If some of you can't see that 2 champions league campaigns and an actual trophy, the best day of our lives, doesn't buy you the time to put it right? Then I'm at a loss. I really am. 🖤🤍
Chris retweeted
EXCLUSIVE🚨 Former Newcastle United manager Steve Bruce is set to be fired from a cannon and out over the East Stand before kick-off in tonight's Newcastle United vs Barcelona Champions League tie.
A deal was reportedly struck between Bruce (65) and fan group Wor Flags late last night. Supporters are urged to arrive at the stadium at least 15 minutes before kick off to witness the spectacle.
Chris retweeted
“If someone had asked me as a young player who I’d want my manager to be, it would have been him.”
On The Ripple Effect, @IsaacHayden65 reveals what makes Eddie Howe such a good coach. 🗣️
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Congratulations to 11-year-old William Osula from Denmark, winner of today's MU Soccer Schools World Skills Final.
