I present to you… the Titan’s clubhouse

I feel bad for sis but when I say I'm in TEARSSSSSS???? 😭😭😭

had a coworker who let me know he liked playing with his ass but not directly cause that’s gay so he’d eat a bunch and take fiber to produce a large log then he’d begin to shit but stop halfway so he could pulse his sphincter to push and pull until he’d finished so i said oh

My job done worked me until my pussy stunk today phew lawddd

im not having sex with a woman if i dont wanna eat her pussy lmaoo thats like the first thing on my mind when i get horny

Knock it off I’m racist and I support Caleb over Tyson.

Jim Harbaugh on the sidelines after I provide the Israelis with totally legit evidence of his ties to Hamas

Soon u give ah bitch money they keep coming back dat shit like feeding cats