@CholeraFan

A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled.

Asheville, NC
Joined February 2018
Chris Nodimas🍄 retweeted
when i'm in an argument with a guy about politics so i check his profile and see that his wife does porn
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There is nothing more annoying than a locked account you aren't mutuals with somehow having a conversation in your replies. Like, either don't let locked accounts reply to accounts that don't follow them, or don't show any replies to them to the OP.
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Putting A1 on bistek empanizad to spite abuela
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I would dress better if I lived in a city or some shit, but dressing like this in Appalachia would be insane
If men dressed better.
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All I see is my mother's vagina, I have no idea what you're talking about
How any American who is remotely educated can look at this horrifying ad & not see a klan hood and the feet of a hanging body…makes me speechless. I cannot fathom why @Converse would green light something so abhorrent. Lynchings of Black people in the US is NOT ancient history
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Remember fellas, if she is not in the mood for sex, you can't force it. The opposite goes when you're not in the mood to listen to her bullshit. She can and will ear rape you and you cannot refuse or you're a bad person. She has needs!
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I used to order mine like this: "Steal and cheese. Extra, extra cheese. Put on so much cheese you think it's too much, then add more."
New Jersey’s #1 Cheesesteak
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Logging into Facebook for the first time in years just to comment "AI slop!" on all your friends and families family videos and pictures
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Chris Nodimas🍄 retweeted
“Groyperous chud!” I say as I lift the final skin fold of my 415lb-son Bartholomew’s stomach. He is nonverbal and emits a low growl as I search for the universal remote, the last thing his mother held before death sweetly escorted her. Cheers is on Tubi. The revolver sings to me.
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"Canadian suicide hotline, this is Chris, when would you like to schedule your suicide?"
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"Canadian Suicide Hotline, this is Chris, how may I relieve your family's burden today?"
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I stand by this. Start with "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs."
Every male over 30 should read klosterman.
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I'm from New England, everyone in my family talks just like this
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I imagine he always has the texture of a salamander every time I see him. Everywhere on his whole body. You shake his hand and you just shudder
Wendy's and Jersey Mike's have gotten worse — and @stavvybaby knows why: "It's getting s***tier because some d***head who's never f***ing spread mayo in his life decided, 'Oh no, actually, instead of a sandwich, this is now a commodity.'"
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Chris Nodimas🍄 retweeted
Any guy who can name/has a favorite drag queen has been habitually buttfucked and knows what a penis tastes like
🚨 WATCH James Talarico says his “favorite drag queen” is Alyssa Edwards — who has described himself as "a drag performer that works with children."
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"Now, MY favorite part is when you see a serious take on some reply riiight here, and you click the profile, aaaaand YUP! The last tweet was erotica about the female demon from Season Two, Episode One of the television show Evil."
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One time my friend's car didn't have an airbag, just a cavity inside the steering wheel that was great to hide weed in. I was high once and imagined it was an option when purchasing. "Airbag or hiding spot? Hiding spot's cheaper." "One hiding spot, please."
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If I suddenly got a ton of money, I would get super into rally racing. I love speeding on windy country roads.
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