@ChloePetts

Stand-up comedian and football lout. Enquiries: https://xitter.cf/t.co/iLpdg8tXAq…

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Joined July 2009
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🚨 READ ALL ABOUT IT 🚨 Transience is finished but I’m ready to do it all over again with my new show If You Can’t Say Anything Nice at the Edinburgh Fringe. Sick poster (📷 by the incredible Matt Stronge). Grab yourself some tickets pleasance.co.uk/event/chloe-…
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All new Walking The Dog with brilliant comedian @ChloePetts - listen now wherever you get your pods 🐶🎧 pod.link/1220510307/episode/…
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If you like wit with a playful, sardonic streak look no further. Don’t mess with Petts and don’t miss her either.” Bruce Dessau, Evening Standard ★★★★ Tickets are selling fast for @ChloePetts on Sunday 9th March! Get yours now! 👉komedia.co.uk/shows/chloe-pe…
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Hull! I’m on with this huuuuge lineup this Friday @connexinlive and there’s some tickets left! connexinlivehull.com/whats-o…
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📢Tickets on sale NOW for @AniaMags 15 Feb 🎟️ ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-theatre…
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PSA @EkowEshun’s new book is absolutely extraordinary. Creative non-fiction following the lives of five important black men through history, interspliced with excellent personal essays. Would recommend everyone support their local bookshop and pick up a copy.
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Tonight’s episode is sweet and full of rich surprises. Our lovely panel will talk all things Caramel Week. An Extra Slice is tonight at 8pm on Channel 4. #GBBO
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When last night's dreams become today's reality 🥞🤤 @ChloePetts #OutofOrder #RosieJones #JudiLove #ChloePetts
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Don't miss the Biggest Live Show of Ed Fringe!⭐🤩 Last tickets available to see these comedians live at the Fringe, feat @chloepetts, @sophiedukebox, @hugedavies, and many more!! 📍Grab those tickets here: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-o… #nextupcomedy #edfringe #edinburghfringe
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 for Chloe Petts from One4Review! 🎉 You can catch Chloe Petts at @ThePleasance Courtyard, 1-25 Aug (not 14), 19:00
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Nick@dailybriefly15 Aug 2024
So funny the guy behind us nearly choked. Go see!! @ChloePetts #EdFringe24 #chloepetts #standup
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Shows I’d be going to see if I was in Edinburgh this summer: @AngelaBarnes @ChloePetts @AliWoodsGigs @AnnaAkana @Miriammargolyes @lucyportercomic @doctor_benji @Hannahgadsby @AnuvabPal @scottbcomedyuk @jessicafostekew @finlaycomedy #SarahKeyworth for starters 🎤 @edfringe #comedy
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Jo Griffin@_JoGriffin3 Aug 2024
Opening weekend at @edfringe 💅🏻 9:15pm @AssemblyFest Would adore you all to come! Party bus fun time promised! 💋 Director ✏️ @ChloePetts Producer 💎 @ImpatientUK Photo 📸 @beccarr11 Design 🎨 @haiminh TIX LINK 🎟️ 🔗 assemblyfestival.com/whats-o…
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Go find a dog to love as much as we loved Grady!
Dogs Trust VIP Team 💛🐶@DT_VIPsuppawt12 Jul 2024
Thank you to comedian @ChloePetts for mentioning @DosgTrust on @BBCRadio4 Loose Ends this time last week - Chloe's family rehomed a dog from us🙏 We currently have 791 #rescuedogs looking for their forever home - check out our website ⬇️ #AdoptDontShop dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming
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If this happened and I was 15 I would have spontaneously combusted
Tom Wells@TomWellsLSF10 Jul 2024
Well @thekillers just did the coolest thing ever on stage as England won the semi final... #ENGNED #ItsComingHome
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My fucking king
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@HLTCO10 Jul 2024
Once again, I was so, so proud watching Marc Guehi again tonight. He’s been magnificent throughout this tournament for England. ❤️🦁
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If you've got a dilemma, it's maybe best not to ask @ChloePetts for advice... Listen to the #ElisAndJohn podcast on BBC Sounds 🎙️
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New on sale! An extra show with @ChloePetts! Her new show 'How You See Me, How You Don't' on Sat 1 Feb 2025 has sold out, so we've added another chance to see it at 5pm on the same day! Tickets are available now at whatsonreading.com/chloe-pet… #rdguk #comedy #newonsale #standup
Artwork promoting Chloe Petts' tour. A fractured photo of Chloe Petts wearing a leather jacket, with text overlaid reading 'Chloe Petts How You See Me, How You Don't'.

ALT Artwork promoting Chloe Petts' tour. A fractured photo of Chloe Petts wearing a leather jacket, with text overlaid reading 'Chloe Petts How You See Me, How You Don't'.

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Tune in!
Radio X@RadioX29 Jun 2024
Try as she might, she just can't shake Ed Gamble. @chloepetts joins @edgamblecomedy and @matthewcrosby tomorrow morning from 8am!
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Done this week's quiz yet? You have until 6pm tomorrow, and Thursday's podcast with @ChloePetts is where you can find out how you did. 🥪 One sandwich choice for eternity ⚽️ Ranking retro football kits 🤔 How long it takes to “see how I feel later”. 👉 guestimators.com/thequiz
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