I'm condescending. That means I talk down to you.

UK
Joined May 2011
Johnson says he’s asking the Cabinet Secretary to look into whether there was a party. IT WAS IN YOUR HOUSE MATE
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your aunt at the NHS clap #nhsclap
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First WHAT?!?!
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I want you to look at me the way this guy looks at his pint🍻 #WALvSCO
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Ok but how fukin TIGHT was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me
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Every time I see Eyal now. #loveisland
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Couples yoga: #LoveIsland
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Will anyone ever be as iconic as @OliviaDBuck though? #LoveIsland
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If my wife left me for Beckham I would totally get it. I’d help her pack and wish them well and hopefully we’d stay friends and I could go round for a BBQ and maybe get close enough to smell him xitter.cf/rayvsjonez/status/9978…
You can’t let another man come to your wedding with this much sauce. Outrageous I’ll call security
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Just tried on @Topman’s New muscle fit Tshirt. Doesn’t work.
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A letter to Kanye Omari West. Over his own beat. 🤮
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Jane’s been out all day at the hospital having an operation and now I’ve got to go there with my chauffeur to collect her because she can’t walk. Do I have to fucking do everything?
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Meet Ted. #BehindTheScenes 🎬
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Boys don't dress as princesses
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Replying to @grifaindotcon
Bro as soon as I'm back form Aus I'm coming to link you straight away serious
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The lack of respect being shown for this promising young musician is quite frankly shocking... 🙄 #LoveIsland
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Jonnys extra twitchy tonight 😂
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230,000 thanks to Gemma and Ben so far this week. Simply brilliantly talented and remarkable people. #superstars @SodexoSandL @SodexoUK_IRE
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If Gabby hurts Marcel tho #LoveIsland
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People fleeing #LondonBridge but the bloke on the right isn't spilling a drop. God Bless the Brits!
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