@Chip_Funk
Joined January 2013
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Ok @NHL. Show the clip that overturned the Lightning goal? I’ll wait.
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Not sure I have ever seen a college basketball game so poorly and obviously officiated. UNC is simply getting robbed. #NCAA #UNC #Baylor
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Well they are the Jets. #nfl
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Not much to cheer about for #GatorNation, but the Pride of the Sunshine halftime show was next level. Not sure I have experienced a SEC stadium so quiet. 🇺🇸
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Say what you will about Mullens. He should probably go, but the players play. Samford should not be rolling this D like this. They have quit. #ufgators #Gators
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Truth!
Andrew Nadeau
@TheAndrewNadeau
20 Oct 2021
Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself. Nobody checks.
Listening @jimmykimmel and @howardstern bemoaning their comments being misrepresented by the @washingtonpost. #AlternateUniverse
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A bit later, same interview Stern comments about Kimmel’s love of sports and how he must hate hanging out with Howard as he must seem so feminine because he is not into sports. That’s right Howard you can’t be both. These guys are so not self-aware.
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Panthers suck. Your goalies are sieves. So resort to cheap shots. Lomberg, Hörnqvist, Duclair all a bunch of hacks. #tampabaylightning #floridapanthers #NHLPlayerSafety
Always effective to correct someone’s vocabulary with a tweet filled with vocabulary, punctuation and capitalization errors. #selfowned
Jupiter 🪐@ShepRose
7 Oct 2020
Huh? Guessing a typo. let’s change unless you useless. How does being a “spoiled useless fuck” negate stupidity? It seems it would enhance it? Back to the drawing board on your vocabulary prowess mike. Maybe your word of the day calendar will provide a retort in the coming weeks
That didn't workout so well.
Tom Brokaw@tombrokaw
22 Mar 2020
dear mr president, call speaker pelosi, form a coalition heavy on expertise, light on partisan canon. 10 urgent goals - speed up the containment,attack the economic cost starting NOW, report real progress twice a day. no more cheap shots or baseball cap slogans
Way too many Monday morning quarterbacks, maybe just maybe Dr. Fauci needed to rest. Dr. Birx appeared to be about to pass out. These people have got to be exhausted. #showsomerespect #nofauci
Watching the White House briefing, I am a bit worried about Dr. Birx, she looks like she is going to drop. Poor thing is probably exhausted. #givebirxabreak
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Looks like Bama decided to play their starters in the second half.
Good one, former comedian!
Jimmy Kimmel
@jimmykimmel
29 Sep 2018
good one bone spurs! LOL
What was he supposed to do?
Bleacher Report
@BleacherReport
23 Sep 2018
Clay Matthews roughing the passer??? (via @NFLFootballOps)
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“Don’t ask me hard questions”. How much money does he make? #freejalon #rolltears #Bama #SEC
When that say defense wins championships, who knew they meant doing on just one play.
Too much time on clock.
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