How we feelin today #expand

Thought I should share #FuckKiffin

Who is this random guy wearing Marlins gear at the track today? Must be a bum #Rich #Isaías

The announcer for the Louisville vs FSU game just threw out 4 step brother quotes and the other announcers had no response. What happened to this country! #Nuke #DIDWEJUSTBECOMEBESTFRIENDS

This is what watching tv is all about. A commercial I can finally get behind! #sex #MeganFox

Northwestern is unbelievable

Officially entered the South #expand

In Mississippi today and boy is there nothing here. I understand why this is statistically the worst state in America! #nuke

I just heard a girl say she just turned 18 today. I am way to fucking old to be here #college #FUCK

Divot tool for today @ShepStrawb

NDSU welcome to the FBS and the CFP. I’m full bison #Bison #fountain

I will single handedly put the local speedway out of business tomorrow. Vodka slurpees don’t sound half bad ehhh @Bigredschultz @ShepStrawb @americanpie43 #NewTrick

Why do motherfuckers still wear masks

That’s why we play the fucking game boys

Salty dog shirt in the 26 is unreal #nuke

Wanted to share the Saturday routine brought to you by ChatGPT. Obviously doesn’t understand my drinking ability #stupid. If anyone would like to join feel free #CFB #Expand

How did Navarro get so big #usopen

Having school on a holiday is the most liberal thing ever. Fucking bullshit