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SO IT TURNS OUT HORNINESS PLUS POSITIVITY EQUALS JESSE’S SPIRITUAL SIDE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. 💦🌞🤯

REMINDER: THOUGH THE JOKES WE TELL ARE VERY HIGH CONCEPT THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING THERE FOR THE THINKERS. 🧠 🦵 🤫

NOTICE: THE SEQUEL TO SCHLORP HAS NEVER BEEN CLOSER. EVERY TIME THE PLANET FARTS, A BIGFOOT GETS ITS FEET. 🌍💨🦧🦶🫈

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COMPANY MEMO: IT APPEARS ANOTHER EPISODE OF OUR FUNNY IRREVERENT SHOW HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC. IT IS TITLED ‘THE LISTENER’S STORY FT. @believingbizarr ". PLEASE GO LISTEN TO IT AT THE LINK BELOW, OR WHEREVER YOU USUALLY LISTEN. 👂📖🛸 youtube.com/watch?v=uXLKLlqa…

WARNING: IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THE VOICE, DO THE VOICE. BEER CAN. INSERT CLOWN JOKE HERE. 🍺 🤡 🦜

NOTICE: SOMETIMES THE EASIEST WAY TO STOP A MURDER IS THE DUMBEST WAY. 🤷 🚚 🤖 💦

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WARNING: THIS WEEK'S EPISODE MAY BE A MASSIVE PSY-OP FALSE FLAG OPERATION TO CONVICE YOU YOUR CURRENT PODCAST HABITS NO LONGER EXIST. IT IS TITLED ‘PROJECT BLUE BEAM’. 👤 🛸🔦🔵 youtu.be/_u3p47AVUtI

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SECURITY MEMO: It appears another episode of our funny irreverent show has been leaked to the public. It is titled 'The Disclosure Day Review'. Prepare for an increase of activity and under no circumstance let any “filmmakers” onto the premises - not after what happened last time. 🛸🔎👽 youtube.com/watch?v=LOobFRXf…

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