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Do you need to do something to unwind? Then you've come to the right place. |Roleplay|21+|Parody account|

#TechSonified
Joined January 2019
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Waves his hand bye-bye.
"I... you might be right. Perhaps I need an upgrade and system check..."
"I think Norton's malfunctioning."
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"I think he's malfunctioning, Pix."
"My software is fine, Pixel."
"Are you dying?"
"Something funny is going on... my system is going haywire, but that Virus isn't causing it..."
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"Can you all shut up?"
"You're not to be trusted either."
Wha- No? ...I don't think so. Why?
"Did you do something weird with me?"
"Eyes on you."
Pretty sure your eyes should stay in your body
"I got my eyes on you, virus."
I DID NOTHING TO YOU
"Can I get drunk?"
...Flix, are you hallucinating or something?
"Maybe it's a damn vIRUS."
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"Dear diary, Norton's hat went on a walk. For real, it just walked past me."
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No one needs to know he likes to cHILL.
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Pokes @AntiVirusCowboy with his tablet. "Take your hat off, I'm tired and I want to sleep without having it poking my eye out."
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"Well, maybe you should make sure you're safe every now and then too."
"I'm not trying to be a control freak. I just want to make sure everyone is safe."
"I just want everyone happy, you on the other hand have a weird control freak fetish that I can't understand."
"Well then, that's something we have in common. Though we watch everyone for different reasons."
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Those words makes him blink. "I watch everyone in this place."
Huffs softly. "Ya know... you watching me doesn't really bother me."
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He and his tablet are busy.
He sighs and rolls his eyes a bit. "Net... come back. Please..?"
He lives with a bunch of lunatics.
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