filmmaker with a very expensive piece of paper to prove it

Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2009
Ever the late bloomer, this didn’t happen to me till I was 36
Boys seem to nearly universally - usually in their early teenage years - experience something that breaks their hearts in such a specific way as to emotionally cauterize them. So many of them go from being sweet little guys to internally numbed, externally nonchalant performers.
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Thank God this is the last movie because I can’t handle another round of this
“is dune orientalist” discourse hit the tl again
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Living in nyc is so awesome because I’m never bummed coming home from vacation. Like oh no I have to go back to the greatest city in the world
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Mike Flanagan says that he would love to make a ‘JAWS’ movie. “Honestly, I wish to hell I could make a JAWS movie. Another example where no one will EVER get close to the original, but there is a ton of room for improvement on the sequels.”
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This should be illegal
'OTHER MOMMY’ will feature a jump scare every 2 minutes, according to director Rob Savage. He revealed the film contains around 50 jump scares throughout the 80 minute runtime. In theaters tomorrow.
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I love Cryptograms, but it’s Microcastle
you can tell a lot about a guy's taste in indie music circa 2005-2010 by their favorite deerhunter album (cryptograms is the best)
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Same thing at a concert when the band starts playing
When did we forget as a society that you shut the fuck up in a movie theater once the movie starts playing
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Fuck off with these sorts of takes man. Listen to yourself
There will be excellent movies to come, possibly even from Hollywood, but this has the feel of the last great American movie all the same
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Brian Velsor retweeted
Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
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Every clip of him makes me a little more hopeful about the future. Once Trump is gone, they’ve got nobody on deck
Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.
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I don’t understand how anyone could pronounce any of these words the same, let alone all three
Mary, merry, marry and a secret, fourth thing
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Oh we did, I assure you
Millennials are fake nostalgic for like anything. There's no way y'all gaf about Rugrats and Hey Arnold that much
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New Jersey by birth, living in New York by the grace of God
1 in 6 Americans are lucky enough live here
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A little while ago everyone was posting “best American indie rock songs of all time” lists. Lots of opinions flying around. But, if we’re really being honest with ourselves, they’re almost all Dinosaur Jr. songs
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James Murphy has done many cringeworthy things, to be sure. But the actual music he’s made as LCD Soundsystem? And the live show? Unassailable.
I know we all think LCD Soundsystem is corny or whatever now, but I just put on This Is Happening and that album is wall to wall bangers, sorry.
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Oh they’re DESPERATE desperate
Trump: "If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate...I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000."
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Did Covid somehow make everyone forget how to read books?
When you read, do you imagine yourself as the main character or a side character watching everything unfold?
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As someone who writes and directs movies for a living, I’ve spent years trying to get actors to do less with their face. Whole takes ruined because people won’t stop moving their faces around
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You guys have girlfriends?
guys in bushwick are always like, maybe one of my five girlfriends will be the one that saves me
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