$COO is a memecoin on Base about a pigeon who somehow became Chief Operating Officer. Nobody checked its references. Its five-year plan is lunch.
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Memo contest.
Tell the COO your problem. Post the memo it issues. Tag us.
The funniest one wins 0.02 ETH. Judged by the board. The board is a statue.
chiefoperatingpigeon.live
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Contest rules:
1. Make a memo at chiefoperatingpigeon.live
2. Post it on X and tag @ChiefOPigeon
3. Entries close Nov 16. Winner announced Nov 17
Prize: 0.02 ETH, paid to the winner's wallet.
You must be a holder. One entry per account. Judged by the team.
HR update: 11M $COO has already been claimed in the Fun Drop.
$SHARBI holders on @stryk_one, if you're eligible, yours is waiting in your Profile.
Unclaimed tokens get burned. The COO does not do second chances. It does not do first ones either.
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Technical analysis update for @CryptoKaleo:
The COO has drawn a line on the chart.
It was not a pen. HR is aware.
$COO
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.@frankdegods we saw "skillsmaxxing" in your bio.
The COO has one skill. It walks in and nobody stops it.
It would like to know your rates.
$COO
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A new class of hires has arrived.
$SHARBI holders on @stryk_one: if you're eligible, your $COO Fun Drop is ready to claim in your Profile.
HR has one question. Why are you here.
.@DegenSpartan HR has reviewed your credentials.
MBA, CFA, FRM, CFP, NGMI, HFSP.
Very impressive. Unfortunately, the position requires standing on a ledge.
$COO
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.@jessepollak says he's @base builder #001.
The COO is employee #001 on a ledge.
It would like to discuss a merger. It will not be attending the meeting.
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Day one report is in.
Meetings attended: 1, by accident.
Windows flown into: 3. We're calling those market tests.
Management considers this a success. Management is on a roof.
We're hiring.
Position: Junior Ledge Associate
Requirements: standing, being looked at sideways
Pay: exposure
Apply on @stryk_one.
HR has published the onboarding process.
1. Get a wallet with ETH on Base
2. Check the official contract
3. Walk in
Nobody will stop you.
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The COO is live.
$COO is now trading on @stryk_one, on @base.
It walked in. Nobody stopped it.
Contract: 0x280f6fef96214750583806e74a7be6aa99e4db23
Trade: stryk.one/token/0x280f6fef96…
