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Does The Rise of Skywalker actually make perfect sense? Step into the Chewtalka Spin Zone and find out: youtu.be/a2rtnbCHhIA
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He said “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”
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Naboo has 14 year old Queens so they don’t have to worry about what the queen’s grandkids will say to Oprah
Naboo has 14 year old Queens so they don’t have to worry about what the queen’s grandkids will say to Oprah
There’s always a bigger fish...in my pants
End a #StarWars line with
‘in my pants’.
We’ll start!
“you have failed me for the last time... in my pants.
Star Wars twitter is perfect proof of the fear -> anger -> hate -> suffering continuum. Yoda would be so disappointed in some of you.
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Have a good week.🙂 @jedirevan75 @KirinArnold @katwomanfifi @Hamillskywalkr_ @SmMarwood @pheltzcomics @bader_diedrich @Darth_VaderNo1 @DarthSidious33 @TatooineSons @ATGcast @5chw4r7z @halhickel @RBatSWNN @MarshallJulius @vinniep27 @kidkosmic @SWReporter @TalkingBay94 @TheSting17
SPOILER ALERT:
Side by side of the apple and the tree. Thank you Jon Favreau. youtu.be/hxNEVcsyD3w
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Hey fuckers STOP POSTING MANDO SPOILERS. Just stop. What do you get out of it? Just enjoy knowing something other people don’t know yet. If you ever need to tell someone a secret, make sure they’re not a Star Wars fan cus they can’t fucking help themselves.
Hey fuckers STOP POSTING MANDO SPOILERS. Just stop. What do you get out of it? Just enjoy knowing something other people don’t know yet. If you ever need to tell someone a secret, make sure they’re not a Star Wars fan cus they can’t fucking help themselves.
Anybody else think Galactic Federation is a little too close to Trade Federation??
Former Israeli space #security chief Haim Eshed has revealed that aliens from a "Galactic Federation" have been in contact with the US and #Israel for years, but humanity isn't ready to know this.
Or so he claims.
Reporting by @AaronReich
jpost.com/omg/former-israeli…
