@Cheoffors

I'm a keen home cook. Mrs G, our children, food, wine and music are my quality quintet. Mens underwear in corpore sano https://xitter.cf/t.co/tZIwlQ1xzB

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Truly vile stuff. It is so very difficult to understand why @Archaicmind3000 would be so disrespectful of Djokovic's performance at this year's @Wimbledon.
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Arthur Féry really scammed his way to a Wimbledon semi-final Needed Bergs and Dimitrov to choke massively
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I bet you £5million that Farage won't apologise for being a fascist piece of shit. 🤨
Nigel Farage
@Nigel_FarageJul 7
Several media organisations have been hounding my daughter. When I approached the boss of Sky News and complained, they denied any contact — and so did their news report. Sky News are liars. I demand an apology from them and a promise not to repeat it.
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A glorious meal in Belgium. @ De Zuidkant restaurant #belgium #bruges @MichelinGuideUK cheoff.com/blog/2026/5/20/de…

De Zuidkant — Cheoff

DE ZUIDKANT Jacob van Maerlantstraat 6, Damme, 8340, Belgium Dinner for Two 11 May 2026 The highlight of our trip to Belgium? Hmmm. Painstaking attention to detail. Total mastery of technique with...

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How to spot AI.
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Conducting a frantically delicious extra-marital affair 6 miles southeast of Wolverhampton and 8 miles northwest of Birmingham? Just one of The Seven Dudley Sins. #CheoffsChristmasCrackers 🍾🎄🎉🥳🎉🎄🍾
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Pretty sure the answer is 'a very large moth'. Isn't it? 😬
Cllr Annie May O’Neill@CllrONeillFeb 19
THIS is British culture. 🇬🇧 @reformparty_uk #ReformUK
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Going to school aged 5 in 1956 I had no idea that Sandy would be spouting this shit seventy years later. 🤨
Sandy Tregent
@SandyofSuffolkFeb 21
Going to school aged 5 in 1963 we were all toilet trained, could use cutlery, pens, knew the alphabet, could read Janet and John books, could tell the time, tie our shoelaces and ties, button up our coats and knew our own address. And between then and now somehow it all went wrong. But why?
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Jack references 'Christmas' without calling it 'Winter' or 'Festive'. Which means that Jack has generously shitted all over his spurious argument!
Jack Jewell
@JackxJewellFeb 13
Why is it called Ramadan but any references to Christmas are now “Winter” and “Festive.” Sounds like a bit of ol’ colonisation to me.
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I was born in 1951. Will someone please explain to me what the shitting fuck Vinnie Sullivan is bollocking on about here 🤷‍♂️😬🤨
Vinnie Sullivan
@VinnieSull1vanFeb 13
For a very brief time in human history, a few lucky generations of children during the second half of the 20th century were allowed to actually be children.
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Two stellar chefs. Who gets the nod when it comes to cooking their recipes? TL;DR - I come out rather heavily in favour of one. cheoff.com/blog/2025/6/7/doy…
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The swastika which Andrew Fox uses to end his own surname is also inescapable 🤨
Peter Jukes@peterjukes1 Dec 2025
Yeah. The whole level of political discourse in the X-world demises down to this Tommy Robinson/Yaxley Lennon level of debate…. ‘Paedo’, ‘groomer’, ‘rapist’ — utterly toxic, completely divisive, what the trolls want
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Charlie Drake... 😉
Ian Power@IHPower11 Sep 2025
If I had a boomerang I’d name it Mack.* *give yourself one mark if you get this
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Aaah... a @Wimbledon final free of commentary from the sadly raddled brain of John McEnroe. (#America, watch @BBCSport for blessed relief!)
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Replying to @Wimbledon
@Wimbledon What a stunning championships the AELTC have instituted over time. And what an unholy fucking farce they have introduced this year. Desperately disappointing. Will @usopen do better... 🤨
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@Wimbledon Powerless umpires made to look like dribbling amateurs. Players being asked to believe in a horribly flawed line call system.
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Polio was eradicated because Jonas Salk chose not to patent the vaccine, if you want a perfect example of a socialist act.
Garry Kasparov
@Kasparov6325 Jun 2025
Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.
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As so often, the bigger picture provides plenty of ruddy inconvenient information.
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Caption this 👀
Photograph of Keir Starmer bending over to pick up papers dropped by Donald Trump at G7 summit

ALT Photograph of Keir Starmer bending over to pick up papers dropped by Donald Trump at G7 summit

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This vicious, lying, fascist scumbag makes me glad that humans are mortal and seduces me into the attractively daft notion that there might be some form of relentless, ceaselessly painful hell for him after death. @reformparty_uk @reformexposed
Lee Anderson MP
@LeeAndersonMP_17 Feb 2025
Proud to be British. Here's why 👇
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Full of fascist fuckers like Oakeshott. Mind you, still plenty of room for Palestinian refugees.
Isabel Oakeshott
@IsabelOakeshott11 Feb 2025
The UK must say a very simple NO to Palestinian refugees. We are full.
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