Chelsé Greaux

I know I’m getting older cuz my knees sounds like AM radio.

Some fathers are F boys. Ladies, please choose wisely your future kids will thank you.

Temu products like knees if you don’t use em for a while, they gon start cracking.

Dudes wanna be called daddy but don’t do nothing fatherly.

Black people if you want access…rock an accent.

The only white man I listen to is the one on the crosswalk.

Sports is the foundation of most black and white male friendships.

I’m at the “There’s food at the house” stage of my life.

When yo playlist go from UGK to Linkin Park. #blackhybrid

Sobriety is the one escape room you can’t leave.

EBT hit so I’m bougie for another week.

I’m against white cars cutting off black ones.

You ever had to be a black parent to your white friend?

Smoking weed is like hiring someone to jump yo thoughts.

My next Greaux Show is tomorrow 8/29 where you can tip the comics that make you laugh cold hard cash. Grab tickets and start your labor day weekend off right. eventbrite.com/e/the-greaux-…

Comedy is like Janet Jackson…what have you done for me lately?

I stopped smoking cuz I was a blunt away from sounding like Darth Vader.

Just finished #SquidGame3 SPOILER ALERT…people die.

I’d rather go the the beach in the movie “OLD”

When your car drama comes with a bill.