What ever happened to @ZKIN_ZKIN?

Watching cars duke it out for parking at Trader Joe’s and chanting “fight” under my breath.

“I’m in danger,” — me, at a corporate work event at a brewery, with near limitless sour samples, on a Monday at noon… while living with an alcohol induced vomiting condition

Maybe it’s because day 2 of a 1200 mile drive, maybe I need to eat something, but I’ve low-key ugly cried both times Florence and the Machine’s “Free” has come on today. Not sure if joy or upset. Possibly both.

Yeah my dog is pretty chill in the car as long as I don’t use my turn signal or press on the brakes.

Team AI wants us to think it’s dumb

If the CASE for my Beats Fit Pro were in range, would the battery percent show up here? I’ve misplaced just the case and until this moment, didn’t realize just how dependent I am on my headphones.

Overpacking is my love language.

Fernet double and a mocktail please.

Back in 2013, my roommate paid multiple bitcoins for a pizza. I think about that that a lot.

Google Maps feature request: Lake effect snow automatic reroute (lookin at you, Erie)

Getting called out for wearing a Suunto watch is my kink.

In Toronto for a hot minute and it’s really satisfying my need to be a ruthless pedestrian.

*uses head and shoulders for seasonal dry scalp* *dandruff intensifies*

Which ear bud do you put in first?

Working in Figma at 2am and freaked the fuck out when I out of the corner of my eye, I see another cursor move across the screen. Took a sec to realize I have the same file open in the app and in the browser and it’s just me 🙃

What if it WAS about what you said, and not how you said it?