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Joined April 2009
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
Dating a first born daughter means you have 0.2 seconds to help. After that she’s climbing the counter moving the ladder and nearly dying because you took forever to help.😭
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
Suddenly, you're 27. You make your coffee, rush to work, come home around 7, and you're too tired to do anything except eat, scroll on your phone, and pass out. Then you wake up, and do it all again. And when Friday comes, maybe you go out, or maybe you're just too tired. Then, out of nowhere, it hits you. How did everything pass by so quickly? You don't even feel 27. You still feel like that 17 year old kid who thought they had all the time in the world. But somehow, 10 years just disappeared. And you start missing the past. The feeling of being young, excited, and clueless. But then you realize, one day, you'll miss this, too. Being 25, being confused, being tired, but still trying. So maybe the trick is to slow down a bit and actually live this chapter before it also becomes just another memory. The point is no matter what age you are, you’ll miss these days. Life gets busy sometimes and it’s always a good time to stop and smell the roses.
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
“can we reschedule?” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
I wanna marry into a family that feels like a family. Sunday dinners, birthdays, holidays, random movie nights. I don’t want it to just be “us,” I want a whole village that feels like home
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
sorry i’m late i sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
This cannot be the same body that danced sunset to sunrise all 3 days of edc and lived off one strip of chicken tenders
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one of these days we wanna throw a party where no phones are allowed. at so many events, we’re seeing ppl glued to their phones or taking vids, instead of enjoying the moment. we’ve seen a few shows do no phones and the dance floors explode with energy. thoughts?
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
if i had premarital sex with you, you are not my ex. you are a sin. i repel you, in the name of god. and my body count is back to 0. amen
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
Another executive order was signed…
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After work, I go completely non-verbal. I just need pure silence to recharge.
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
i hate when someone with adhd tell me “i’ll do it in a sec” like ho you’re lying. you’re not even gonna remember it in a sec.
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
Forget a breakup. You ever found a good tiktok & accidentally refreshed the page?😭
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30
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One of the most underrated professions in America is nursing. Nurses don't just help you live, they make you want to live. This National Nurses Week, let's celebrate and appreciate all they do to provide compassionate care.
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
the smallest amounts of reassurance means so much. random messages like: “i’m not mad at you.” “you’re not annoying me.” “i’ll text you later.” & “im not going anywhere.”
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Chelsea Portwine retweeted
Damn. baby books be wild these days
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a relationship only works if the two know how to talk, be friends, communicate, trust, correct mistakes, always improve together and never give up
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