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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Not this dad loving Buffy so much he refused to miss the finale and it SAVING THEIR LIVES HOLY SHIT
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I got anxious and did some research.
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dog *wakes up* me *pauses the movie* *explains everything that's happened so far*
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Me: Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses. 6-year-old: Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes? Me: *questions everything I know*
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.@KFC follows 11 people. Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb. 11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.
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“Oh, they’re remaking Hocus Pocus without the original cast? Cool.”
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The pilot episode of The X-Files aired 24yrs ago tomorrow! Let's revisit this classic outtake. #therainandthemud @GillianA @davidduchovny
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If you see something, say something.
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This is the best playlist ever. (Credit to the genius on tumblr who made it.)
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Man: have you read Infinite Jest Me: no, have you read The Babysitters Club #4: Logan Likes Mary Anne Man: no Me: well look whos stupid now
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Before he was Chief Jim Hopper, @DavidKHarbour auditioned to be Eleven on the hit @Netflix series @Stranger_Things.
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friend: how are things? me: things are good! narrator: things were not good
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Overheard at Comic-Con: "Honestly, dude? At this point I'd shit if I saw a decent Groot." #sdcc
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🙌🏻 impossible not to binge on the greatness that is #StrangerThings ... All 8 episodes complete. Netflix, I love you. And yes, it's 5:30 AM.
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This has been a really weird season of The Apprentice, but it's fun to see the show runners taking some risks with the format.
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